I read the book, and I don't see where it says Jesus loves puppies. I love puppies. They are cute. Why doesn't Jesus love puppies?
2007-09-26 17:37:12 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did somebody say Puppies?
2007-09-26 17:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. E 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO, yea puppies too, say, did you like the bit in the book where this dude called Jesus marries a prostitute, what an awesome God aint his humour great, a prostitute? Nah, nah more like a librarian, a pias ministers wife or some gal saving herself, why did the hero get left overs then demand results? Obviously great sex! What an awesome God with FANTASTIC sense of humour! He was joking about marrying the prostitute, why on earth why? Yea sure, why not, he did it!
Perhaps your question would have done better to target senseless violence, I believe it wasnt in the bible even as a quote or commandment, most particularly on slaves or wives or kids? Realistically, Noah just loaded them up along with the Nissan Neverah's, ouch, now they are a crazy beast especially the new ones I will never catch them!
Reality? Who cares, why spoil a ruddy great story on 10 commandments when Christ came along and just said, looky here you crazy bastards! viz not literal translation, he never cussed, ooops sorry. Love God, love your neighbor as yourself. Nah too simple, all these crazy do gooders came along saying the sex had to be great to be love, hey, that was me, never mind, anyway, just focus! Love is about harmony, discipline and punishment, caring compassionately so we dont have to be of the world where sadeo masicists get naughty or debauched weirdos to bad things, but where passion is not excessive and folk know Gods love is positive and desirable never lustful but peaceful, joyful, happy and great. In balance, he cared so much he sent us His son, knowing He would be killed as the last sacrifice to prevent sacrafices atoning for sin. Sin, doing wrong? Why not be balanced doing the good for the sake of good as far as you are able? Just because it makes sense to?
My God is a God of love, human, pure, undefiled and compassionate to care for those who would hate him, but forgive anyway, what an awesome God, he asks you to follow him too. Not as an extremist committing sins in the name of this or that, but just because you care, just as you are now, to let him do any work you might want done.
2007-09-26 17:56:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mark 7:28 But she answered and said to Him, "Yes, Lord, but even the dogs under
the table feed on the children's crumbs."
He atleast gave them crumbs, that's more that some people now a days give their own children.
ooops! did the little fundie in me just pop out?
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2007-09-26 17:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by gone 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He probably often wished he had hush puppies instead of those ratty sandals. Too bad he had to stay away from pork products.
2007-09-26 17:42:13 · answer #4 · answered by BAL 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There are an infinite number of random things that Jesus doesn't say. What's your point?
2007-09-26 17:39:58 · answer #5 · answered by En79 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, yeah! Jesus loved... LOVES everyone, even animals ^_^
2007-09-26 17:39:55 · answer #6 · answered by Love Yahoo!!! wannabe a princess 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dug this one from the old recycle bin, eh?
2007-09-26 17:43:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Not as a food product.
2007-09-26 17:42:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no God was not into puppies, he had no wife or any thing.......
2007-09-26 17:40:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
He called non Jews "DOGS"
How about that ?
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2007-09-26 17:43:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋