I mean, how hilarious would it be if he never gave the "Sermon on the Mount" because he was laid up with the trots?
"1 And seeing the multitudes, he went up into a mountain: and when he was set, his disciples came unto him:
2And he opened his mouth, and taught them, saying,
3 'Blessed are the...awe, man, I really gotta blast one out...'"
hahahahahaha
...but seriously. What do you think? Christians, could Jesus ever have gotten diarrhea, or would that be some kind of sin or something?
(this is a serious question. If you report this, you're only proving your own immaturity :)
2007-09-26 16:37:06 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wbusykat4 wrote:
"Jesus was human and, as such, was subject to all the frailties of the human body.
And anyone who ASKS this question-- you're only proving your own immaturity.....Peace and Blessings!"
I have only one thing to say to this...
I know YOU are but what am I!?
2007-09-26 17:04:51 · update #1
wbusykat4 wrote:
"(To the asker of this question... Try to see my answer as it was intended...as a lesson in what you get when you ask a silly question....Peace to you my friend!)"
Don't mind me. I'm just goofing around tonight. Peace to you too. :)
2007-09-26 17:18:40 · update #2
"Do you think Jesus ever had diarrhea?"
If you were about to be nailed to a cross, wouldn't you sh*t your pants?
I rest my case :)
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2007-09-26 16:41:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was human and, as such, was subject to all the frailties of the human body.
And anyone who ASKS this question-- you're only proving your own immaturity.....Peace and Blessings!
(To the asker of this question... Try to see my answer as it was intended...as a lesson in what you get when you ask a silly question....Peace to you my friend!
2007-09-26 23:45:47 · answer #2 · answered by Native Spirit 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He would have, if the fig tree had given him some figs. Maybe he ate prunes instead?
2007-09-26 23:49:43 · answer #3 · answered by catrionn 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The Bible tells us He was "a man like us in ALL THINGS but sin".
2007-09-26 23:41:07 · answer #4 · answered by PaulCyp 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He was a man and a Prophet......... nothing more and nothing less.
Very likely he experienced dysentery.
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2007-09-26 23:41:43 · answer #5 · answered by Mithrianity 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think you have DIAREEHEA OF THE MOUTH, and CONSTPATION OF THE BRAIN.
2007-09-26 23:42:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋