So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov (world chess champion) and there was a check tablecloth. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
He said "You remind me of a pepper-pot", I said "I'll take that as a condiment".
Why did Colin McCrae's missus file for a divorce? Cos he couldn't keep his chopper up!
What's the difference between Colin McRea and Gary Glitter????
Only 2 boys went down on McRea's chopper....
2007-09-26 14:44:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
http://www.dave-edwards.com/chubbysworld/jokebook/display.php?PHPSESSID=2f824da05fa80e0641bef90bb8210d83
2007-09-26 14:45:55 · update #1
Jacob: I feel that making a joke gives the respect to which those people have earned.
2007-09-26 15:07:33 · update #2
Sat here LMAO
Nice one.
2007-09-26 14:52:10 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A bit sick but funny.
I thought the Viagra joke was going to be about the guy who got a tablet stuck in his throat and woke up with a stiff neck!
2007-09-26 19:58:21 · answer #2 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you consider jokes about dead people who died in tragic circumstances in bad taste?
Death comes to us all, that's a given.
But respect for those who suffer should surely be a priority?
Hmm.
2007-09-26 15:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by .j 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
LMSUIAO Good but sick jokes I love them TA
2007-09-26 14:51:15 · answer #4 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
the chess joke is the only one I appreciated...
2007-09-26 20:33:46 · answer #5 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
SICK FOOKER PMSL
2007-09-26 16:58:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋