Constipated People Don't Give A crap.
If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
I Have The Body Of A God - Buddha.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.
Illiterate? Write For Help.
Honk If Anything Falls Off.
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool - Now!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To.
(Seen Upside Down On A Jeep)
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over...
Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70 mph.
Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
If Walking Is So Good For You, Then Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The Hut?
Ax Me About Ebonics.
Body! By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
Boldly Going Nowhere.
Caution - Driver Legally Blond
2007-09-26 13:59:44 · 14 answers · asked by ohio_mike 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha! I love it!!! Especially the mail man one! That one is priceless!!! I actually put that in my quotes on facebook! Keep it up!
*star*
2007-09-26 16:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are all great I like "Watch out for the idiot behind me"
Of your list, Boldly Going Nowhere. is Awesome. and
He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost, But Miles From The Next Exit. The most.
2007-09-27 09:12:45 · answer #2 · answered by Katrina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good ones! Here's a bumper sticker I've seen... Your child may be an honor roll student, but you're still an idiot.
2016-04-06 02:53:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thank you for posting these!!! Lmao @ the "Ax Me About Ebonics"
Whenever I see a car with a bumper sticker up ahead of me, I speed up and start tailgating so I can read it, but they always speed up to avoid me, so I can never make out what it says!! If you're going to have a bumper sticker you better expect to be tailgated because I want to read it!! =P
2007-09-26 14:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by iarechigz 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
OMG these are soo funny mind if I steal?
2007-09-26 14:04:03 · answer #5 · answered by adam d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NY Corvette license plate: " vetdrm "-----NY BMW license plate: " stolen "
2007-09-26 15:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I ride the bus, so don't see many bumper 'snickers' ... but these are all very good ones! Thanks for the laugh ... and please put in the 2/2 up soon!
2007-09-26 14:04:28 · answer #7 · answered by Kris L 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these are for bikers only
if you can read this the the b***h fell off
2007-09-26 14:04:07 · answer #8 · answered by originalquene 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your horns OK, how about your lights ?
If you would have paid a bit more for your car, you would have a blinker !
2007-09-26 14:15:52 · answer #9 · answered by I Love Jesus 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I like those, funny
2007-09-26 14:03:33 · answer #10 · answered by Countess Bathory 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋