why did the chicken cross the road?
KINDERGARTEN BOY
To get to the other side.
PLATO
For the greater good.
ARISTOTLE
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
KARL MARX
It was a historical inevitability.
TIMOTHY LEARY
Because that's the only trip the establishment would let it take.
SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
HIPPOCRATES
Because of an excess of phlegm in its pancreas.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
MOSES
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
2007-09-26 13:13:59 · 32 answers · asked by ☼ kayla ☼ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
RICHARD M. NIXON
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road.
MACHIAVELLI
The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.
BILL GATES
The newly released Chicken 2003, will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook.
DARWIN
Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads.
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
GEORGE BUSH
We are committed to establishing a democracy where chickens freely cross roads without oppression from terrorist organizations.
2007-09-26 13:14:26 · update #1
p.graph - i might of worded it wrong lol
which phrase do you find the most funny?
2007-09-26 13:19:58 · update #2
haha yea i thought moses was funny too
2007-09-26 13:23:21 · update #3
BRITNEY SPEARS
it doesn't matter why the chicken cross the road, as long as they don't have panties on.
2007-10-04 07:25:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MOSES
And God came down from the Heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
2007-10-04 10:11:38 · answer #2 · answered by Lola R 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Einstein!
EINSTEIN
Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference and relativity.
2007-09-26 16:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Either Moses or Martin Luther King.
2007-09-26 13:42:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, I like them all. Moses is by far my favorite!
But you forgot one!
AGENT FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it?
2007-09-26 15:20:13 · answer #5 · answered by [192882] 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bill Clinton: That chicken did not cross the road! What road? Define road.
2007-09-26 13:20:16 · answer #6 · answered by Ford 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Under great pressure from all chickens,they petition the D.O.I,FDA,PETA,and a little to late Cesar Chavez Movement to erect Chicken Crossing signs like they have for pedestrians,ducks,cattle etc.The cows were against it.
2007-10-04 12:24:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Saddam Hussein, Moses, and George Bush were funniest
2007-09-26 13:22:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought the President George Bush(Good president, bad public speaker!) was funny and I also liked the Saddam Hussein that was the funniest!
2007-10-04 11:35:42 · answer #9 · answered by jessica_purple_1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bush
2007-10-02 02:40:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋