How can Christians live with themselves when they knowingly reject the noodley goodness of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, sauce by upon him; and instead choose an eternity of stale beer?!
2007-09-26 12:52:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A sign for those who require one: http://sportinlife.blogspot.com/2006/08/fsm-appears-to-faithful.html
2007-09-27 05:47:34 · update #1
They'll be sorry later--they'll miss the beer volcano
2007-09-26 12:56:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 2⤋
Ah, but they will regret their rejection of the offer of eternal noodliness when, in the next life, they are all tied up to a fence and made to watch the veritable mountains of pasta before them, and as the sauce is poured out for them and the Holy Parmesan Cheese is sprinkled thereon, and they are forced to watch without ever eating or tasting, just smelling and smelling, for all eternity, ONLY THEN WILL THEY KNOW THE TRUE WRATH OF THE FSM SCORNED!!!!!!!
2007-09-26 13:03:53 · answer #2 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I'm pretty sure there won't be stale beer in eternity - and I honour the FSM every second Monday evening when I ravenously devour my delicious spaghetti and homemade sauce.....
blessings :)
2007-09-26 13:07:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
I DID NOT! The FSM lives in the hearts and minds of those who believe in him.
Believe what you want, stale beer and all.
2007-09-26 13:04:32 · answer #4 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 7⤊ 0⤋
I rejected pasta many years ago. There is no proof that FSM exists and if it did, then it would be forgiving of all and accept everyone into the giant pasta bowl in the sky.
Beer (at least American beer) is just nasty anyway.
2007-09-26 12:59:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I know, I don't get it either! Who would choose stale beer?
2007-09-26 12:56:13 · answer #6 · answered by Scumspawn 6 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Don't fret. We convert them... into VAPOR!
Praise His Noodliness!
2007-09-26 12:59:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hark! He speaks! Sauce be upon him!
2007-09-26 12:57:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 1⤋
Again, please get back on your medication. Everyone knows that the Spaghetti monster can surf and therefore does not have to fly.
2007-09-26 13:03:50 · answer #9 · answered by Don`tTreadOnMe 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
yeah baby, bring on the stripper factory.....
Ramen
2007-09-27 05:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋