So a blonde, a red-head, and a brunette were trapped on the top of a mountain with Ocean all around. A genie appears and says, "I can offer all of you three wishes total; so I'll grant you each one thing. Jump off the volcano and towards the Ocean and as you're in the air, say any word, and that's what you'll turn into". "okay", said the red-head, "I'll go first". She jumped off the volcano and while in the air, she said "EAGLE" and she turned into an eagle and flew to safety. "I'll go next", said the brunette. She jumped off the volcano and said "BLUEJAY" while stilll in the air. "I guess I'll go now, then", said the blonde. She jumps off the volcano and says, "CR@P! I forgot what I was going to say!" and she turns into a piece of cr@p and lands in the Ocean below...
(Sorry if u heard if before or if u think it's totally dumb. i felt like posting it anyway! oh, and no offense to blondes; it's just a joke *toodles*)
2007-09-26 12:41:29 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha good one.
2007-09-26 12:50:08 · answer #1 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I actual have 2 a million) There are 3 mothers. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They have been all speaking sooner or later and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went by my daughter's handbag the different day to get some gum, and that i chanced on an oz.. of weed. i won't believe she smokes weed" They convenience her, and the redhead says "Yeah, nicely i chanced on a faux I. D. In my daughter's handbag. i won't believe she has one". so all of them convenience her. Then the blonde says "that's no longer something. i chanced on a condom in my daughter's handbag. I merely won't be able to believe she has a penis" 2)there replaced right into a Blonde and her husband. One morning the husband leaves for artwork and the blonde gets up. She's desperate to coach to her husband that blondes arn't dumb, by skill of portray the kitchen. whilst her husband gets domicile he says to his spouse "Honey why do you have 3 coats on?" The blonde says, "nicely the instructions on the paint pronounced to apply 3 coats for superb consequences."
2016-10-09 21:32:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-26 12:54:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before in a million different versions...
2007-09-26 14:47:37 · answer #4 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-26 13:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolz ♥
2007-09-26 13:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by ♡sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-26 12:47:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like blonde jokes....lol
2007-09-26 12:51:05 · answer #8 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
..but that was like hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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2007-09-26 13:17:12 · answer #9 · answered by Sunshine G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol true story
2007-09-26 12:44:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋