2007-09-26 12:31:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ok that is the funniest question I have ever read!
2007-09-26 12:39:06 · answer #1 · answered by Dionysus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is neither male nor female. Regardless, God already knows what's gonna be on Oprah even before it's on Oprah.
EDIT: How on EARTH can some people say that God is a man, and say it with a straight face??? God created gender. If God is a gender, then gender existed before God. God neither needs or is gender. God is not His/Her own creation.
How can the Creator be the created? Impossible.
Come on people, THINK!
2007-09-26 12:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by Dolores G. Llamas 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is a man, and Adam was created in his image. However, this does not mean that God counts woman as less than dogs. This is the case of another 'religion" in which the women are forced to hide behind a veil of shame.
2007-09-26 12:34:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No she has a friend watch oprah for her and tell her all about it later on the phone.
2007-09-26 12:35:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think anyone with half a brain watches Oprah.
2007-09-26 12:35:52 · answer #5 · answered by Vintage Glamour 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
XX XY
Chromosomes Men are missing One.
Yes She watches Oprah and everyone else.
She is God, einstein
2007-09-26 12:36:28 · answer #6 · answered by Rich 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think Oprah is the Almighty, doing time slumming, on Earth, as a talk show host/billionaire investor. A perfect cover, I'd say!
2007-09-26 12:36:09 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Don't be silly. God can't be a woman because God is a boy's name. If you name a girl God, she'll have gender identity problems for the rest of her life.
2007-09-26 12:36:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hi hi
2007-09-26 14:22:49 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another man-made God?
2007-09-26 12:34:30 · answer #10 · answered by Premaholic 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is not a woman. He had a son named Jesus who called him Father. He called Mary mother
2007-09-26 12:35:08 · answer #11 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋