LOL best joke ever.. kina racial..for mexicans..but i am one..
Pheonix, AZ has a bad pigeon problem (shut up if you live there). The city manager was willing to take drastic measures to get rid of them. he put an ad in the newspaper looking for anybody who could help with this situation. he chose a man with slicked-black hair and a long trench coat. the guy said, "i'll get rid of the pigeons for free, with only one condition. dont ask me any questions or you will have to pay me $1,000,000" he was accepted and the next day, he got to work. he stood on top of city hall and pulled out a blue pigeon from his trench coat. he spoke to the bird and threw it into the air. the bird made circles around the city and the pigeons were soon following it thousands of pigeons. the man blew a wistle, clapped his hands twice and pointed north, so the pigeons flew north. an hour later the blue pigeon was back, but all the other pigeons were gone the city manager asked him GOT ANY BLUE MEXICANS?
2007-09-26
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