An old man goes to the doctor for his yearly physical, his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room, he tells the old man, "I need a urine sample, a stool sample and a sperm sample."
The old man, being hard of hearing, looks at his wife and yells: "WHAT?"
"What did he say? What's he want?"
His wife yells back, "He needs your underwear."
2007-09-26 12:12:11 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Tough crowd tonight - here's a star for a somewhat gross joke.
(O.K., Gross but true) It did make me smile a bit!
2007-09-26 14:22:17 · answer #1 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give that 1 a star, & include another joke. What's the most ingenius invention of all time? Brown underwear (if you happen to "lay a patch", it won't show!)
2007-09-26 22:17:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old and worth a star.
2007-09-26 20:51:31 · answer #3 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute but not worth a star
2007-09-26 19:15:56 · answer #4 · answered by jim 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmaoooooooo lol cool joke and hilarious one mate cheers and have funn lol
2007-09-26 19:53:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yewww, gross but funny
2007-09-26 19:18:11 · answer #6 · answered by Slevin Kelevra 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uhhh... sorry, didn't work for me...
2007-09-26 19:28:15 · answer #7 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋