* Opps!
* Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
* Hand me that...uh...that uh...that thingy.
* If I can just remember what they did on ER last week...
* Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, this guy's got two of 'em.
* Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
* What do you mean he wasn't in for a sex change!
*Let's hurry, I don't want to miss House
* Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
* Nurse, Did this patient sign the organ donation card?
* Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough.
* Everybody Stand Back! I lost my contact lens!
* Fire! Fire! Everyone get out!
2007-09-26 12:01:58 · 18 answers · asked by Maroon*Four 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
*Is that flat tone a good thing?*
*Hey guys! Look! BOOBIES!*
*I thought I was supposed to cut it off...*
*Lets try something! Hand me the blow torch!*
2007-09-26 12:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anei 2 · 5⤊ 1⤋
"I think that I found one of my contacts lens. It's under that red pumping thingy... so, okay, um... then where's the other one?"
" Hand me a rubber band and some super glue; I think I know how to fix this..."
2007-09-26 12:40:00 · answer #2 · answered by SiSi 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-09-26 14:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Dyslexic Doctor: whoops.. My Bad! I thought it was two polyps and a hemorrhoid.
2007-09-26 12:11:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Wait! this is this the heart transplant or the leg amputation?
2007-09-26 12:07:57 · answer #5 · answered by Lynn H 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hey, was this guy here for his appendectomy or a heart transplant?
2007-09-26 12:07:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Now where did I put my keys.....
Oh, crap.
Is it supposed to look like that?
Let's cut this thing open.
2007-09-26 14:52:54 · answer #7 · answered by [ღ] Rashelle 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
well i dont really want to anything during surgery...
*Um... like what were we doing here....
*EWWW... gross blood...
*the thigh bone's connected to the.... oh sh*t i forgot the rest of the song...
2007-09-27 14:03:16 · answer #8 · answered by Dea B 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
don't worry i think its sharp enough
2007-09-26 16:45:49 · answer #9 · answered by mae bullecer 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
just think one more week and i graduate
2007-09-26 12:09:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋