The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as Euro-English (Euro for short). In the first year, 's' will be used instead of the soft 'c'. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy. Also, the hard 'c' will be replaced with 'k.' Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome 'ph' will be replaced by 'f'. This will make words like 'fotograf' 20 per sent shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent 'e's in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' by 'z' and 'W' by 'V'. During ze fifz year, ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords kontaining 'ou', and similar changes vud of kors; be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.
After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil b no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer. Ze drem vil finali kum tru.
2007-09-26 11:12:58 · 15 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I broke down laughing so hard...thanks:)
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2007-09-27 01:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There European tour ended in disaster. So they are getting there own back.
2007-09-27 03:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pure Brilliance!!!
2007-09-26 11:28:15 · answer #3 · answered by Sarah 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
As a known rule, hiragana is used for close by words and katakana for distant places words. eastern makes use of somewhat some english words, so they have katakana for that. to illustrate: ??????? aisukuriimu comes from the English ice cream so this is in katakana. Hiragana is greater basic of course, besides the shown fact that this is needed to benefit the two for the reason that the two are used. this is tough in the commencing up, yet as quickly as you memorize it, it rather is hassle-free. this is thoroughly positive to no longer learn kanji in case you choose to proceed to be a beginner. it will be problematic to study eastern textual content textile like newspapers, yet you are able to communicate at a baby's point with in basic terms hiragana. i might propose discovering kanji while you're extreme approximately eastern, yet otherwise, hiragana is okay in case you in basic terms choose to speak with somebody on line or some thing. To be basic, this is somewhat stupid however to be able to speak effectively and learn each and all the words in hiragana without understanding them in kanji. purely think of of it this type: in case you're able to learn the vocabulary besides, why no longer learn the kanji with it? :) you're able to ask your self why kanji is used besides. It comes from chinese language impact. All eastern characters are chinese language stimulated, yet kanji is immediately up classic chinese language characters that chinese language readers can understand. So what's using having kanji in case you are able to purely convey each thing in hiragana? properly kanji clears up confusion of what's beings suggested. 2 words in eastern might have an identical pronunciation yet with diverse meanings. to illustrate ame ?? could have diverse meanings while written in purely hiragana like that. ? and ? are the two reported ame, yet now the meaning is obvious. the 1st ability rain and the 2nd ability candy. So in case you're saying i like ame ??? ???this is uncertain, yet ????? i like the rain, this is greater precise.
2016-10-05 10:08:59 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-26 11:25:54 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha! I love it! It just ended up germen anyways!!! I always did thing english was hard anyways...
2007-09-26 16:39:10 · answer #6 · answered by cookie monster 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that double Dutch or what.
2007-09-28 09:53:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the dummies guide to german.lol
2007-09-26 11:44:57 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that must have been hard to type!! lol but excellent!
I give you a star *
2007-09-26 11:28:10 · answer #9 · answered by Puddlemere United Fan 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is classic Love it!!!
2007-09-26 11:45:48 · answer #10 · answered by stefanianderson22 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋