A man takes his wife to the county livestock show, and they head down the aisle that houses the bulls. The sign on the first stall states, THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR.
The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year. Isn't that nice!" After passing a bull that had mated 65 times, she grinningly quips, "You could learn from this one!"
They reach the last bull, whose owner is stroking the massive beast's head. "How many times has your bull mated this year?" asks the wife.
"This here's the pride of the County: 365 times, ma'am."
The wife's jaw drops, and she turns to her husband. "Wow! You could really learn from this one. You should ask him what his secret is!"
The fed-up man turns to the breeder and says, "Hey, was it all with the same cow?"
2007-09-26 11:01:05 · 9 answers · asked by ian h 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That must be the grand secret:)
I gave this one a star it was just to funny:)
Got a good laugh out of me:):)
Thanks
Rags37:):)
2007-09-27 02:26:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Those bulls sure enjoy their lifes lol =P
2007-09-26 18:24:11 · answer #2 · answered by Eli 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That'll show her! Ha Ha Ha =)
2007-09-30 10:42:57 · answer #3 · answered by Metal Gem 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like that one
2007-09-30 09:36:36 · answer #4 · answered by lea n jase 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-30 06:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
moo t point.lol
2007-09-26 18:52:45 · answer #6 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Thanks for the laugh and a star from me.
2007-09-27 11:23:09 · answer #7 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good un
2007-09-26 18:05:38 · answer #8 · answered by capa-de-monty 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that was funny!
WASGIJ5
2007-09-26 18:14:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋