A really drunk woman walks into a bar. She sits down at the bar and yells, "Heyyyy tenderbar, give me a tinimar, with a pickle on top."
The bartender gives her a drink, she drinks it down, and then goes, "Ahhh, heartburn."
Again, the drunk woman says, "Heyyyy tenderbar, give me a tinimar, with a pickle on top."
Again, she drinks the drink and says, "Ahhh, heartburn."
This goes on a couple more times when, finally, the bartender gets fed up. The drunk woman tries to order another drink, but the bartender says, "Look lady, it's not tenderbar, it's bartends; it's not a tinimar, it's a martini; it's not a pickle, it's an olive; and it's not heartburn you have, your left t*t is hanging in the ashtray!"
2007-09-26 10:58:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-27 04:50:27 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-20 17:11:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 02:00:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-26 13:46:46 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 lol
2007-09-26 11:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! aaahhh that had to hurt...I wanna pickle :O
2007-09-26 11:25:59 · answer #6 · answered by Eli 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny - I like that one!
2007-09-27 05:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by makeloans2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didnt make me laugh
2007-09-26 11:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by pj890 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha
2007-09-26 11:14:14 · answer #9 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too pitiful to be really funny.
2007-09-26 11:11:50 · answer #10 · answered by deva 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋