Know the FSM Know Peace.
No FSM No Peace.
Accept the Flying Spaghetti Monster now so that we may all enjoy peace... or I hope you enjoy the stale beer and ugly stripper factory of Hell!
2007-09-26 09:55:23 · 8 answers · asked by The Doctor 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
His Noodly Appendage hovers over us...
but rt66lt - where is your pirate regalia???
Pastafarians don't claim (in my experience) that their FSM is a better god; only a saucier one. Whose heaven includes beer volcanoes as far as the eye can see and a stripper factory.
2007-09-26 09:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by SC 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stale beer and ugly strippers, sounds more like Heaven to me.
2007-09-26 09:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by MyMichelle 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Is their a heaven? Is their a hell?
Now we know that if the earthly "Tent" we live in is destroyed, we have
a building from God, an eternal house in heaven, not built by human
hands.
(2 Corinthians 5:1)
By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire,
being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of ungodly men. (2
Peter 3:7)
He said to them, Go into all the world and preach the good news to all
creation. Whoever believes and is baptized will be saved, but whoever
does not believe will be condemned. (Mark 16:15,16)
Then they will go away to eternal punishment, but the righteous to
eternal life. (Matthew 25:46)
For, as I have often told you before and now say again even with tears,
many live as enemies of the cross of Christ. Their destiny is
destruction, their god is their stomach, and their glory is in their
shame. Their mind is on earthly things.
(Philippians 3:18,19)
Rich man and Lazarus - read
Luke 16:19-31
The time came when the beggar died and the angel carried him to
Abraham's side. The rich man also died and was buried. In hell, where he
was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by
his side.
(Luke 16:22,23)
Now that I've showed you their is a heaven and a hell...Are you ready to
meet your maker? Here is how you can be sure!
Read Romans 10:9,10 - tells you how!
this is the only way to heaven...when Jesus died on the cross for us, he
took away our sins.
Pray this: Dear Jesus, I believe you died on the cross for me. Please
forgive me of all my sins, and come into my heart. Holy Spirit show me
God's way of living. Change my ways. Help me to do your will. Amen.
If you believe and said this prayer, God has forgiven you of your sins.
You are now a christian and will go to heaven. But remember we still do
wrong things, so we must repent daily when we do them!
2007-09-26 10:03:22 · answer #3 · answered by debi jean 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋
RAmen! Pesto Be Upon Him.
2007-09-26 09:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Makes about as much sense as any.
2007-09-26 09:57:42 · answer #5 · answered by Morey000 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
All a 'skettie monster can do is make you fat!
Jesus can heal you of your sickness - spiritually,
mentally, and physically!
2007-09-26 10:08:25 · answer #6 · answered by Nickel-for-your-thoughts 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Phooey.....You jest.
2007-09-26 09:58:06 · answer #7 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh?
2007-09-26 09:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by rhiamon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋