Impossible. All you have to do is look at all of the good His Noodliness has done in this world, and you will come to this conclusion. Some examples: created His chosen people, the Pirates; created (and then modified) 'migits'; made pastas nutritional; etc.
I know there are way more hella good things the FSM did and is still doing, but I just really wanna take a nap right now.
2007-09-26 09:43:33
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answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5
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Then it's STD ridden whores and flat beer volcanoes.
You need to study the FSM Bible more. The Gospel of Marinara writes a lot about hell.
RAmen
2007-09-26 16:38:54
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answered by Anonymous
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BLASPHEMER!!
Anyone can see that the FSM is inherently good which is why he is referred to as 'His Noodley Goodness'.
May you be touched by His noodley appendage,
RAmen!
2007-09-26 16:51:11
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answered by Christy ☪☮e✡is✝ 5
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MMMMM... sounds good to me. Kinda kinky too. Me: not atheist/not Christian and I have a sense of humor.
How COULD YOU say that? (Yogini sobs lotus petals into her lotus posed feet)
2007-09-26 16:39:26
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answered by Yogini 6
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and the stale beer and strippers with VD...
that is hell..
you best be good in the eyes of the RSM! RAmen!
2007-09-26 16:41:17
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answered by Anonymous
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Yikes! Better believe just in case!
2007-09-26 16:42:22
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answered by Anonymous
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That series of films is sickening.
And worst of all, have you seen the ending?
Crap.
2007-09-26 16:39:43
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answered by Link strikes back 6
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We don't "Imagine" the FSM to actually be evil. So there.
2007-09-26 16:44:27
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answered by Anonymous
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You must have been reading it out of context.
2007-09-26 16:41:49
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answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5
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Then you are not reading with the faith of His Noodliness.
RAmen!
2007-09-26 16:51:03
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answered by The Doctor 7
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