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Your lack of hell could look like a scene from Urotsukidoji http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urotsukidoji .

Neon pink demon you-know-what everywhere. Nubile young Atheists and noodley appendages everywhere.

Yikes!

2007-09-26 09:35:28 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hente-licious?

2007-09-26 09:36:08 · update #1

12 answers

Impossible. All you have to do is look at all of the good His Noodliness has done in this world, and you will come to this conclusion. Some examples: created His chosen people, the Pirates; created (and then modified) 'migits'; made pastas nutritional; etc.

I know there are way more hella good things the FSM did and is still doing, but I just really wanna take a nap right now.

2007-09-26 09:43:33 · answer #1 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 2 0

Then it's STD ridden whores and flat beer volcanoes.
You need to study the FSM Bible more. The Gospel of Marinara writes a lot about hell.

RAmen

2007-09-26 16:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

BLASPHEMER!!

Anyone can see that the FSM is inherently good which is why he is referred to as 'His Noodley Goodness'.

May you be touched by His noodley appendage,

RAmen!

2007-09-26 16:51:11 · answer #3 · answered by Christy ☪☮e✡is✝ 5 · 3 0

MMMMM... sounds good to me. Kinda kinky too. Me: not atheist/not Christian and I have a sense of humor.

How COULD YOU say that? (Yogini sobs lotus petals into her lotus posed feet)

2007-09-26 16:39:26 · answer #4 · answered by Yogini 6 · 3 0

and the stale beer and strippers with VD...

that is hell..

you best be good in the eyes of the RSM! RAmen!

2007-09-26 16:41:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Yikes! Better believe just in case!

2007-09-26 16:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

That series of films is sickening.

And worst of all, have you seen the ending?

Crap.

2007-09-26 16:39:43 · answer #7 · answered by Link strikes back 6 · 2 0

We don't "Imagine" the FSM to actually be evil. So there.

2007-09-26 16:44:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

You must have been reading it out of context.

2007-09-26 16:41:49 · answer #9 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 2 0

Then you are not reading with the faith of His Noodliness.
RAmen!

2007-09-26 16:51:03 · answer #10 · answered by The Doctor 7 · 3 0

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