The cheese god akuret only asks that you believe he exist's why is it that you choose to believe in false gods and creator's .i mean you know if you dont believe in him you will boil in hot oil with no skin in a land of raining needle's for all eternity.
2007-09-26 09:19:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I could never worship a false God - Kaluk-kuk the chicken god of cannibalism (whose worshippers meet at KFC) would send me to his own hell for such a grave sin.
2007-09-26 09:24:11 · answer #1 · answered by Leviathan 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
boiling in hot oil with no skin in a land of raining needle's for all eternity sounds awesome
i am bringing to feminists with me, that old bird bubba lapper and her young scout Rio Madeira
2007-09-26 17:21:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm Smoked Gruyere.
2007-09-26 16:23:26 · answer #3 · answered by gone 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ouch! I believe that you have a good imagination. Ask and you shall recieve but even the cheesy God is gonna have to ask me. What, am I made of chopped liver, why didn't he ask me?
ok now I'm hungry. Thanks a heap.
2007-09-26 16:25:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You make a good case so far.
Can you prove the existence of your cheese-god?
2007-09-26 16:22:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I'm from Wisconsin. Gimme a cheese god and I'll add him to my pagan altar any day! :-D
2007-09-26 16:22:16 · answer #6 · answered by Nightlight 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Can I still believe in the FSM also? The two go well together!
2007-09-26 16:46:01 · answer #7 · answered by Keltasia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u have a cheese-bible that was written a few years after ur cheese-god's son came and died on earth?
2007-09-26 16:24:21 · answer #8 · answered by cannon_primed 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
i like cheese
2007-09-26 16:21:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
who can ask the fish what the water means to it?
2007-09-26 16:25:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋