I never could understand a single word he said
2007-09-26 08:42:46
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answered by Anonymous
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If you a referring to the Jeremiah of the old Testament it is not funny. It is ironic that you make fun of one of the very prophets that we Christians use as an example why Abortion is murder. Book of Jeremiah chapter 1: verses 4 thru 7. Jesus Christ died on a cross for you and me. To wash away our sins, Did you see the movie Passion of the Christ, a Roman Crucifixtion was a very bloody ordeal. Jesus died a very tortured death for you. He died for all of us. He died because we have all sinned and come short of the Glory of God, Romans 3:23. The Bible says none is righteous, no not one. Romans 3:10. In John 14:6, Jesus says he is the way, the truth, and the Life, no man cometh unto the Father except by me. If you do not believe in Jesus you will die and have to live with satan for all eternity. The devil was a murderer and liar from the beginning and the father of it. John chapter 8:44. As for me I will choose to be in Paradise than to be in hell with the devil, you can believe there is no God if you want, you can believe we came from an ape or a bacteria or mucas or something, but personally, I believe in a creator, and his name is Jesus. Christmans is coming up, all your life you have probably celebrated his birth, but never give it a second thought. I suggest you do, no one lives for ever, and the Bible says it is appointed once to die, and after this, the judgement, If I am right and you leave this earth today, where are you going to go, up, or down, or maybe you believe into nothingness. I am going up, where you go is up to you, here is a sinners prayer, if you would like to start a new life believing in Jesus, Dear Jesus, I know and confess that I am sinner in need of salvation. I believe you died on a cross at calvery and arose from the grave to wash away my sins, I ask you right now to come into my heart and save me, I pray this Prayer believing in the name of Jesus Amen. If you prayed this prayer with a sincere heart you are now a child of God, rejoice that your name is written in the Lambs book of Life. If you have any questions just send me an email, God Bless YOU!!
2007-09-26 16:03:56
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answered by victor 7707 7
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Jeremiah was a bullfrog, was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said but I helped....wait....Now I understand him.....he's saying Buuuuud. Bet he misses his friends.
2007-09-26 15:46:40
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answered by swapitall 4
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"I never understood a single word he said" certainly fits both the song and the bible but the biblical Jeremiah couldn't be said to love the ladies or to love to have his fun.
2007-09-26 15:44:36
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answered by Dave P 7
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But I helped him drink his wine
2007-09-26 15:43:15
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answered by Militant Agnostic 6
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eh... and you were asking what again? lol it's too early for all that wine... lol
2007-09-26 15:45:51
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answered by birdee20 2
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you know i love the ladies,
love to have my fun!
2007-09-26 15:45:15
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answered by Anonymous
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xD excellent
2007-09-26 15:45:34
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answered by Anonymous
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where is the goddamn wine!!!!!
2007-09-26 15:43:46
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answered by Hippie Man Aka Penguin Crusade 3
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