...get serious about the Lord", as, "we don't have much time left,,,, and that ain't no joke, it is very real!"
...As sugested by christianwoman: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AtsXH.Cv00klxTeLUm5tblDsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20070926115234AAhhEgR
Or would "some people" profit from a little horseplay?
2007-09-26 08:13:12 · 9 answers · asked by Herodotus 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
OK Deke, that was funny.
See link Paraducks
2007-09-26 08:21:11 · update #1
Idle hands are the devil's handiwork so you must be pure evil
2007-09-27 01:52:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
You seem to be moving right on down the line of people who answer your questions, picking out those you disdain and ridiculing them in public to demonstrate your great , vast wealth of knowledge and worth. Aren't there any issues you wish to discuss? What is your reason for such foolishness?
Oh, I get it. This forum is a game where you race for points by posting the most ridiculous questions and offer very little of a constructive or instructive nature in your answers. Everyone is deluded if they think the purpose of the forum is honest discussion.
The people you point out know full well that your friends, acquaintances, and teachers here will be curious enough to accidently expose themselves to the things they say. One of them might be bright enough to learn something through that curiosity. Use me next. I want to play, too.
2007-09-26 15:32:40 · answer #2 · answered by sympleesymple 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Romans 10
2007-09-26 15:44:11 · answer #3 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
You all act like the end of the world is coming tomorrow and you just can't wait to die. Thats pretty pathetic because I like living. The bible says Jesus was supposed to come back before his deciples died in their generation. But he didn't
Amen, I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see that the kingdom of God has come in power." (Mark 9:1
Truly I say to you, there are some standing here who will not taste death until they see the kingdom of God." (Luke 9:27
Amen, I say to you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away. (Mark 13:30-31
Amen, I say to you, all these things will come upon this generation. (Matthew 23:36
2007-09-26 15:24:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I love to play with horses. There more gentle than crocodiles
2007-09-26 15:16:26 · answer #5 · answered by Mustapher Crap 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
We don't have much time? LOL
People have been predicting the return of Jesus for how many years? Where is he?
2007-09-26 15:18:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Y/a is closing down or something?
2007-09-26 15:16:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're a troll aren't you?
2007-09-27 09:24:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
NO SENSE OF HUMOR NOR ANY FUN WILL BE HAD BY ANYONE!
NOW MARCH, HAMMERS, MARCH!!!
2007-09-26 15:16:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋