2007-09-26 08:11:56 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
*singing* The touch...the feel of saaaatin....the fabric of our lives....
Oh wait, that's cotton. Dang.
2007-09-26 08:28:22 · update #1
OK, it's gonna be IMPOSSIBLE to pick a BA here.
2007-09-26 08:29:24 · update #2
They go to a Hell made out of ...NYLON. Dumdumdum
2007-09-26 08:14:05 · answer #1 · answered by Mustapher Crap 5 · 17⤊ 0⤋
people can speculate and say hell. I dont know. lets wait for the moment to arrive to make sure. yu meant satan, not satin right? satin worshippers never go to hell.
2007-09-26 08:15:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They realized that they really should have been worshipping Velvet, but alas, their decision is made and they must suffer for their false Satin idolization!
2007-09-26 08:15:15 · answer #3 · answered by Rin 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, the obvious answer is they go to the lake of fire. however, if they had obtained salvation in the past, they do not have this fate. After you have been redeemed by God, it cannot be taken away from you. but this doesnt mean that you automatically go to Heaven....you have to spend 1000 years in the outer darkness
2007-09-26 08:17:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
i don't what happens to people who worship a fabric. i think they would get into heaven for lack of intelligence.
2007-09-26 08:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by plastik punk -Bottom Contributor 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
They go to the big cotton Field!
2007-09-26 08:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Yay! Tragic Typos is back
Hey Nolte - I see that Kiefer Sutherland is muscling in on your act.
2007-09-26 08:14:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
Polyester and Satin worshipers dont go to heaven only those who worship mono filament do.
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2007-09-26 08:16:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
they're forced to an eternity of leisure suits and reruns of let's make a deal.
2007-09-26 09:13:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Eternal rest on a big fluffy bed.
2007-09-26 08:25:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think they're usually made into lovely bridesmade dresses and purses.
Sorry, I couldn't resist that. They go Home to God like all the rest of us.
2007-09-26 08:16:19 · answer #11 · answered by Mama Otter 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋