he gets off the bar stool and falls flat on his face. " Bloody hell " he says " I didn't think I had drunk so much" he tries to get up but can't, he crawls to the door and pulls himself up on it, opens it and falls flat on his face again. He only lives 50yds from the pub so he decides to crawl all the way home. Gets there, crawls into bed, luckily with out wakening the wife. In the morning his wife says "You were down the pub last night and you came home drunk again" "How did you know?" he said " The barman just rang me he said you left your wheelchair there again."
2007-09-26 07:41:12 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what a good joke. i just had to read it out loud to all my co-workers. they all laughed as well. give you a star for making us all laugh. thanks
2007-09-26 07:46:36 · answer #1 · answered by yesiamalesbian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've already heard that joke but it still makes me laugh, u get a star :)
2007-09-26 15:15:13 · answer #2 · answered by augie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww that is sad but yet to cute i love it
2007-09-26 14:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-09-26 14:45:10 · answer #4 · answered by professionaleccentric 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good 1. LOL!!!
2007-09-26 15:00:18 · answer #5 · answered by lovell2013 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A funny joke. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-09-26 14:51:59 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAHAHAHA!! THATS FKN FUNNY!! THANKS FOR THE LAFF.. HERES A STAR!
2007-09-26 18:03:17 · answer #7 · answered by LoLo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol thanks lol
2007-09-26 15:29:01 · answer #8 · answered by Tilly 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋