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2007-09-26 07:40:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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i guess He could through us ... He dont have everything on strings though ..

2007-09-26 07:44:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He must have micromanaged the murder of 6 million Jews in the Holocaust. After all without the singling out of Jews as the "killers of Christ" there would have been no gas chambers...

2007-09-26 07:49:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

He apparently took the time to know ahead of time that I was going to have the #9 with no tomato on Jimmy John's menu today. I'd say that's TMI for a god. Could I have chosen the #12? Free will says yes. Pre-destination says no. Guess which one is in the bible? Hint: free will isn't.

2007-09-26 07:43:34 · answer #3 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 4 0

Yes, absolutely.

"Are not five sparrows sold for two farthings, and not one of them is forgotten before God? But even the very hairs of your head are all numbered. Fear not therefore: ye are of more value than many sparrows."

2007-09-26 07:45:01 · answer #4 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 2 0

Yes and no.

Yes, he takes the time to observe and disapprove any time you masturbate.

No, he can't be bothered to suppress a tsunami just because it is going to kill 80,000 men, women, and children.

2007-09-26 07:50:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No, not really. But considering the way professed Christians are convinced that He maps out every inch of their lives, you would think so.


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2007-09-26 07:43:47 · answer #6 · answered by Hannah J Paul 7 · 3 1

Yes, he tells me when to take a crap so that I don't go all batsh!t crazy and do one in my pants. Like in the Sims.

2007-09-26 08:00:26 · answer #7 · answered by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 · 0 0

No. He doesn't need to. He knows all. That is what "omniscience" means. He not only knows what will happen - He knows what could happen in an infinite number of possibilities.

He even knows what will happen when good Mormon girls grow up and become atheists.

2007-09-26 07:44:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 2

He's usually asleep and wakes up to see how things are.

2007-09-26 14:23:10 · answer #9 · answered by AngelKidd+JeffKidd 3 · 0 0

Sure. He's always telling George Bush how to run his country.

2007-09-26 07:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 1

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