Lately, my dog has been engaging in some pretty deviant behavior and I am scared for his soul. Some of the things that concern me the most:
- He is NOT monogamous.
- He has "special relationships" with other male dogs.
- When I take him to the park, and he sees another dog, he always goes up and smells that dog's behind.
Is there anything I can do for him? Is there anyway I can teach him to have good, Christian, values?
Serious Answers only please. Thanks!!!
2007-09-26 07:05:48 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wouldn't worry about the dog's soul.
I am, however, a bit worried about yours.
Dogs are not expected to be able to reason right and wrong, the way that humans are.
Or is this a thinly veiled attempt to suggest that we ought to model our sexual behavior on what we see dogs doing?
2007-09-26 07:17:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are really serious about this, get him neutered if he's not. Dog's do not live by human standards so you can't expect him to. Dog's introduce themselves by smell. Aren't you happy you are not a dog? LOL
Dog's also don't distinguish male from female unless she is in a cycle and he's not neutered. If your dog is still young, it's also an act of inviting the other dog to play.
Dog's are not monogamous. They don't mate for life. Forget the Christian values. If man can't live by them, what makes us think an animal can?
2007-09-26 07:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by Suzy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are such a complete *** for even trying to get people to answer this seriously. If you want your dog to exhibit more Christian-like activity, I'd give him away to an actualy Christian and not some asshole kid who apparently got blocked out of all the porn sites.
2016-05-19 01:17:31 · answer #3 · answered by glennis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don;t you get it? Dogs arent as important as human beings. When we invented christianity we made god in the form of man, not the form of dog.we are way too selfish as a species to understand that the world doesnt revolve around us. Your dog is in fact more intelligent than the religious people on this forum because at least your dog is true to his nature and desires. Christians are slaves to the make belief.
2007-09-26 07:11:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Right... This is the third time I see this question. Make up something new, eh?
2007-09-26 07:10:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Slap him until he learns to turn the other cheek.
2007-09-26 07:08:24 · answer #6 · answered by coralsnayk 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This is funny stuff. LOL I love it.
2007-09-26 11:10:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have him crucified. It worked for Jesus
2007-09-26 07:08:28 · answer #8 · answered by Mustapher Crap 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋