16. IF THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I'M NOT GOING!
17. I ONLY EAT CHOCOLATE FOR YOU, SO THERE WILL BE MORE OF ME TO LOVE.
18. DO NOT DISTURB: CHOCOLATE FANTASY IN PROGRESS.
19. THE BEST OVER-THE-COUNTER PRESCRIPTION TO PERK YOU UP IS CHOCOLATE.
20. DON'T SEND ME ROSES, UNLESS THEY ARE CHOCOLATE!
21. THERE ARE TWO FOOD GROUPS: CHOCOLATE AND FRUIT. AND IF IT IS FRUIT, IT SHOULD BE DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.
22. THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE'S ANONYMOUS BECAUSE NO ONE WANTS TO QUIT.
23. WHO SAYS CHOCOLATE ISN'T A FOOD GROUP!!
24. ONE OF LIFE'S MYSTERIES IS HOW A TWO-POUND BOX OF CANDY CAN MAKE A PERSON GAIN FIVE POUNDS.
25. TAKE ANOTHER DEEP BREATH, AND DO WITHOUT THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE! NOT!
26. SAVE EARTH. IT'S THE ONLY PLANET WITH CHOCOLATE.
27. IN THE COOKIES OF LIFE, FRIENDS ARE THE CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
28. LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES. . . FULL OF NUTS.
29. THOSE CALORIE-FREE SWEETS TASTE GREAT DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE!
2007-09-26 07:03:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol xx you know what they say though xxx once on the lips a lifetime on the hips xxx wow what lovely hips you have xxxx
2007-09-26 20:30:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny? Definately! Just a quick note on the chocolate theme....everyday I have between 8 and 12 Cadburys Shortcake biscuits, the first 4 at around 9a.m.
2007-09-26 09:18:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
May the Goddess Bless Chocolate!
2007-09-26 08:26:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Always take time to stop and smell the roses... and sooner or later, you'll inhale a bee. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either, just leave me alone. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal the neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it. A handy telephone tip: Keep a small chalkboard near the phone. That way, when a salesman calls, you can hold the receiver up to it and run your fingernails across it until he hangs up. This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket. That's the price you pay for letting the inlaws stay over. Love is like a roller coaster: when it's good you don't want to get off, and when it isn't... you can't wait to throw up. APPLAUSE.... BRAVO..... WELL DONE....
2016-05-19 01:15:45 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only a chocolate lover would understand them. have a star.
2007-09-26 09:00:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brill, chocolate fantastic.
2007-09-26 08:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG ... ! I only gave u a star for the 105 hunderd answers u made ... omg such an achievement needs alot of patience ...
-.-' and I lack Dat... !
2007-09-26 07:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thank you for publishing the 29 chocolate comandments!!! all us chocoholics understand each and every one!! :o)
2007-09-26 09:11:44 · answer #8 · answered by *XxXEmmaXxX* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Looks up at you after eating another chocolate cupcake)
...I'm sorry - what was the question again...?
2007-09-26 07:08:34 · answer #9 · answered by blktiger@pacbell.net 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
16. IF THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE IN HEAVEN, I'M NOT GOING!
Damn right!!
2007-09-26 07:42:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋