for example.. girl friend say I'm pregnant. he says why..
2007-09-26 06:52:27 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
"Don't tell my wife!!"
2007-09-26 08:23:51 · answer #1 · answered by Amy B 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, yeah thats dumb. First of all, I would think that by the time you can read and write a person should allready know that S*it happens.
Well it just happened to him, so whats a guy to do?
Generally whatever the worst, most wrong thing a guy can do when caught off guard, he usually does...so he said nothing but babble.
What you have to do is set the tone of the rest of your interactions.
Be nice, you don't need to fight, just repeat and rinse and repeat. If that dosent work stick a test result to the fridge, or his forehead, and tell him that DNA testing is totally FINE if he gets stupid and tries to say some other internet guy came along and shot you to impregnate you...beyond that expect alot more goofy statements, having kids can be a mystery when a guy is not ready for them or isnt obsessed with having them. (those types actually do thier homework)
They also have a hard time accepting that they actually DID create a new life. Sometimes I wish the test for pregnancy was that we got to p ON the guy! hehe, and if he turns blue, yuppers, were baking a bun! That wouldnt be prudent at this juncture though...Take Care.-Rachel.
2007-09-26 07:04:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Is it mine?" Well, that's situational. In some cases it might be a valid question.
Same with "How did that happen?" It's not that the guy's naive or ignorant, but if he's been out of the country for six months and she's three months pregnant...
"And you're telling me...why?"
"Oh! Good! Now I'll get some help feeding your insatiable need for attention."
"I think I hear my mother calling." Of course, these days, that too may be valid.
Granted, all of these things are butt hole things to say, but being outside the situation and as a hypothetical, it's pretty humorous. In real life, it never is.
2007-09-26 08:58:44 · answer #3 · answered by The emperor has no clothes 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The dumbest thing he can say (or do) is get angry. That's worded in a variety of ways.
A child is a blessing.
2007-09-26 06:56:17 · answer #4 · answered by perfectlybaked 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
"Whose the father?"
Not only is that dumb...its deadly. I can tell you this. I can assure you there is some man out there who said that to be cute and think it was funny. Boys...it isn't. And you'll never be the 'father' of anything after she plants a size 5 shoe in your crotch either.
2007-09-26 06:55:57 · answer #5 · answered by Quasimodo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
1.Who's the daddy?
2.How did this happen?
3. I'm sterile
2007-09-26 06:57:01 · answer #6 · answered by passionate 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Whos the father?
2007-09-26 06:55:17 · answer #7 · answered by BirdogsID 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
The dumbest thing he can say is "are you keeping it?"
2007-09-26 06:54:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 2⤋
1. "How did that happen?"
2. "Is it mine?"
3. "When are you getting rid of it?"
2007-09-26 06:59:24 · answer #9 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Better you than me
2007-09-26 07:20:39 · answer #10 · answered by Frontlineboy86 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the dumbest thing you can say is "That's stupid"
2007-09-26 06:59:33 · answer #11 · answered by Ella 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋