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The other day I saw a ''Honk if you love Jesus'' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance followed by a thunderous prayer meeting,so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, am I glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed! I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in thought about the Lord, and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed.It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed! I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, ''For the love of GOD! GO, GO!! Jesus Christ, GO!!'' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a ''sunny beach''...I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage son what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My son burst out laughing...why even HE was enjoying this religious experience! A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed, so I waved one more time to my loving brothers and sisters, grinning, and drove on through the intersection.I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them all after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one more time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks.

2007-09-26 06:41:51 · 12 answers · asked by fishineasy™ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Lover of my Lord Jesus Christ

2007-09-26 07:01:19 · update #1

Parker,
ONLY FAKE!!!! LOL

2007-09-26 08:44:29 · update #2

12 answers

Great stuff I think i have to write it on my next shirt.JESUS IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE .

2007-09-26 06:47:42 · answer #1 · answered by rev richard 2 · 0 0

I normally don't give a star 2 people who ask for it. But I gave it 2 u as I really enjoyed that . Thank u.

2016-05-19 01:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i lifted my right cheek and let out a nice drawn out "honk". must be the beans

2007-09-26 06:45:04 · answer #3 · answered by oldguy 6 · 0 0

Awesome story! I would have honked too! :)

2007-09-26 06:45:02 · answer #4 · answered by nuniestar 4 · 3 0

LOL
Ignorance is bliss
and there goes bliss!!

2007-09-26 07:30:20 · answer #5 · answered by sisterzeal 5 · 1 0

oh my goodness rofl where did you get that?

2007-09-26 06:46:03 · answer #6 · answered by Josh 3 · 0 0

that is soooooooooooooo funny. star for you!

2007-09-26 06:46:21 · answer #7 · answered by ☼mischevious☼ 2 · 2 0

Lol!

2007-09-26 06:47:20 · answer #8 · answered by Chantay 3 · 1 0

lol

2007-09-26 06:48:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!

2007-09-26 06:46:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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