IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot our anniversary."
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."
"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."
"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"
"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me."
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could be worse."
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm starving."
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."
2007-09-26 05:31:33 · 13 answers · asked by bellatrix 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You've got me bang to rights, it is a fair cop, slap the bracelets on and I'll come quietly.
Cheers, Steve.
PS you missed one
"NO, IT DOESN'T MAKE YOUR BUM LOOK BIG".
Translated: "Don't blame the clothes for your lardy ***".
2007-09-26 05:37:16 · answer #1 · answered by Steve J 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Actually, the answer for all of these could be "That girl standing on the corner is a real babe."
Hey, we're guys, shallow and looking at other women - why hide it?
2007-09-26 12:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Excellent retort to Sky Blue's Q from earlier to night! Good one for you have a star!
2007-09-27 01:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by TheatreFan 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-09-26 12:36:26 · answer #4 · answered by wlucynsky 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg your are the most sexist person ever and to top it all of your joke wasn't even funny you need to get some better banter
2007-09-26 12:49:29 · answer #5 · answered by johnsoundset 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hahaaaaaa love them :))
2007-09-26 12:35:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
*applauds and throws you a star*
2007-09-26 15:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L.O.L now I finally now what my husband means L.O.L.
2007-09-26 12:36:17 · answer #8 · answered by PrettyLady26 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just jokes...
lol...
keep at it!
2007-09-26 13:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
how true
2007-09-26 12:48:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋