Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.
2007-09-26 05:01:58 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha lol
2007-09-26 06:11:48 · answer #1 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
V Good. Sounds like the lawyers around here!
2007-09-26 05:21:56 · answer #2 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
'In honor of an incredible fellow jokester whose account has been deleted, right this is taken into consideration one of my in demand jokes of his as a repost.' why do you hold putting that? i understand you get them off this shaggy dog tale internet site, its the place i'm getting my jokes. besides ive seen it until eventually now yet its nonetheless humorous
2016-10-05 09:41:09 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not strictly a joke: as the poster knows, it's from a website listing stupid things said in courtrooms, supposedly for real.
2007-09-26 05:19:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Great joke, cheered me up lol
2007-09-26 05:05:52 · answer #5 · answered by hornybunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry but that has got to be the worst joke in the history of jokes
2007-09-26 05:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by johnsoundset 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Very good
2007-09-26 05:05:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah its good.
2007-09-26 05:16:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
gdgd
2007-09-26 05:08:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-26 05:13:17 · answer #10 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋