Judge: "Well, Sir, I have reviewed this case and I've decided to give your wife $775.00 a week."
Husband: "That's fair, your honor. I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
Q: What gear were you in at moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
Q: Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?
A: Yes.
Q: Did the defendant say anything when she got out of her car?
A: Yes, sir.
Q: What did she say?
A: What disco am I at?
Q: You said the stairs went down to the basement?
A: Yes.
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
A: By death.
Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition that I sent to our attorney?
A: No, this is how I usually dress for work.
2007-09-26 05:00:41 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, LOL LOL LOL
2007-09-26 08:20:08 · answer #1 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha those made me smile. I can just imagine what goes on. lol
2007-09-26 12:26:18 · answer #2 · answered by Sparky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha I have never been in court but it looks like a lot goes on.
2007-09-26 12:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by . 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-09-26 12:04:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
wouldnt it be even funnier if they were true? :-)
*throws you a star*
2007-09-26 15:46:35 · answer #5 · answered by ecco1983 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
2007-09-26 12:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-09-26 12:04:44 · answer #7 · answered by Humza 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not
2007-09-26 12:20:25 · answer #8 · answered by tok913 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋