Because sects gets in the way
2007-09-26 04:33:10 · 8 answers · asked by darwinsfriend AM 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some people think that sects was/were the original sin. Adam wanted to do it one way and Eve wanted to do it another. Cute, Darwinsfriend!
C. :)!!
2007-09-26 04:40:45 · answer #1 · answered by Charlie Kicksass 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That's funny.
Here's one for your...
I was at a martial arts seminar and the chinese master told us a joke in the middle of it:
I typed kind of like how he said it so...
An engineer dies and goes to heaven but heaven tells him that he is from low class society and sends him to hell.
He makes it to hell but hell tells him that he makes too much money and is intelligent so he should go back to heaven.
He goes to heaven but heaven still won't receive. Finally hell says OK we'll take him.
To fight boredom the engineer designs and creates air conditioning and other luxuries because hell is such a hot place.
Heaven took noticed and asked hell give up the engineer because they needed him to make some heaters.
Hell said no. So heaven and hell fought back and forth for awhile.
Finally heaven says that if hell doesn't give up the engineer then they will sue them.
Hell replies, oh yeah, where will you get your lawyer?
2007-09-26 11:44:16 · answer #2 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you should watch what you say, just because you choose not to believe in god doesn't mean that he's not there, listening to all the nonsense coming from your mouth. i could say i don't believe in that car speeding down the road but if i jump out in front of it, i will still be hit by it, whether i believe or not...doesn't make the car any less real.
2007-09-26 12:20:22 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Try a different denomination, 20 bucks don't get it anymore...call it a tithe...
2007-09-26 23:07:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
2 males will never procreate (neither will 2 women).
Men were given certain body parts and women were also.With one man and one women they "fit" properly.
2007-09-26 11:45:26 · answer #5 · answered by robert p 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will forgive you, and God will too, if you ask and mean it. But by these kinds of questions, you blaspheme God.
Yes, a husband and a wife are truly united and they arent just two as one. THey are three as one. As the husband and the wife are also connected by the SPirit of God. making three in one.
wow, three in one.. God is good, huh?
Another trintiy, all linked up working as one. YEP
2007-09-26 11:38:19 · answer #6 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
If you unite male and female you are gender traitor
2007-09-26 11:38:50 · answer #7 · answered by Staceyflourpond 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Jesus is the way, and all people are not choosing that way. : )
2007-09-26 11:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋