Would Allah resort to strapping explosives to himself? Would Jesus and the Holy Ghost be Gods tag team?
2007-09-26 04:07:29 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Your "Allah" is obvious. Your "God" needs further clarification because all religions regard their god as God. Shintoism and Hinduism have hundreds, if not thousands, of gods/Gods. And every one of these Gods/gods is regarded as God by the devotees.
All of the above is only for the expansion of your store of information in the Grand Scheme of Things. For the answer to your question in the little scheme of Yahoo Answers things, all this information is of utterly no use at all because when gods/Gods fight, humans die. Only humans lose because Gods/gods cannot be hurt; they cannot feel pain; they cannot die. Hence, when gods/Gods fight they cannot lose. All of them win, and then arm-in-arm-in-arm-etc. they go to a tropical island to celebrate and to have tension-release safe sex, hetero-and-homo. Gods/gods fight just to have an excuse to slaughter the people who believe in them and become nuissances by asking for this-that-and-the-other, ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME! JEEZIZ! Not many atheists die when gods/Gods fight because atheists don't enlist. Atheists who die when Gods/gods fight, are accidental collateral damage. When atheists die, gods/Gods are sad (the only time in their mindless eternities), because atheists do not bother Gods/gods by asking for this-that-and-the-other.
Your "Jesus" and "Holy Ghost" are Borg-irrelevant because they are fictional characters unnecessarily invented by priests and theologians for mischievous (material wealth) purposes. Your Jesus and your Holy Ghost should not be assimilated by lay people like you and me and Aunt Clara who thinks nobody knows she is lesbian.
(P.S. You didn't ask, but this is a freebie because you have an honest face. When devils fight, again, only people die because devils, although they feel pain, cannot die. Devils fight one another because they are anally and genetically stupid. The only reason gods/Gods fight Gods/gods is for fun, when they are bored. In one thing gods/Gods and devils are the same; they love to hear people screaming as they die killing one another and shouting dementedly they do it for their God/god.)
2007-09-26 05:20:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Allah means god in ARABIC.
Its the same thing except christians believe that Jesus is the son of God/ALLAH. But muslims believe that Jesus is JUST a prophet.
Get a life and stop being so racist.
2007-09-26 11:12:20 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You do realize that God is Allah, right? The only difference is in language.
2007-09-26 11:12:21 · answer #3 · answered by Kharm 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It would be God shadow Boxing! Allah's arms are too short to box with God....
2007-09-26 11:10:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
They would not do such a thing. They would each sit at the table, break bread and have a great supper together. They would sit down and **** chat and shake hands.
They would smile at each other and say:" Hell, we surely did it, they all obey us. " No matter who is right or wrong, this would happen.
2007-09-26 11:10:37 · answer #5 · answered by angelikabertrand64 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Doesn't matter, the winner would have to fight Chuck Norris and they would lose. Spinning roundhouse beats sky fairy high jinx any day.
2007-09-26 11:23:55 · answer #6 · answered by planetmatt 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
When you punch yourself in the face, who wins? God is not the name of G-d, remember.
2007-09-26 11:14:49 · answer #7 · answered by Goethe's Ghostwriter 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont know, but my goddess gave birth to both those gods and could take them out with one hand behind her back
2007-09-26 11:14:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My god Thor would come in with his hammer and nail both of them to a post... or maybe just one of them.
2007-09-26 11:10:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
there would be no fight for allah doesnt exist
2007-09-26 13:43:16 · answer #10 · answered by Jesusfreak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋