A guy dies whilst making love to his wife. A few days later the undertaker calls her and says, "Your husband still has a hard-on, what shall I do with it?" The wife replies, "Cut it off and shove it up his a**e!" The undertaker does as he is told. On the day of the funeral the wife visits her husband for the last time and sees a tear rolling down his face, so she whispers in his ear, "It f*****g hurts doesn't it!"
2007-09-26 03:57:14 · 28 answers · asked by Raj 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha - have a star for making me spray coffee over my desk!
2007-09-26 04:03:09 · answer #1 · answered by soulsurfer 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-09-26 04:02:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Honestly, this joke didn't even make me smile. It just gave me some gruesome feelings. But I guess I should copy the rest....hahahahaha....lololololol.....very funny....lmao....But still, good try.
2007-09-26 06:42:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hay nice but tell me what was hard the wife orrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
haha
lolz
nice bye
2007-09-26 04:58:23 · answer #4 · answered by renu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but still makes me laugh!
2007-09-26 04:02:02 · answer #5 · answered by BD 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt see this one coming. Very good!
2007-09-26 03:59:51 · answer #6 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He must have done some rough anal with her not in the mood to piss her off that much.
2007-09-26 05:45:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOOOOOOOOL
it took me a second read to get it, but then I was on the floor laughing......
Good one!
2007-09-26 04:18:46 · answer #8 · answered by black_dahlia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Evil woman!
2007-09-26 04:02:06 · answer #9 · answered by Beau R 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
thats messed up but pretty funny
2007-09-26 13:04:24 · answer #10 · answered by Nate Dogg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋