My teacher at school once said to me 'if you were any more laid back you would be asleep', my friends teacher once said to her 'hey lad' (she is female). What is the most CLASSIC line you have heard from a teacher?
2007-09-26 03:39:58 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.
2007-09-26 03:52:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If you act like a dumbshit and they'll treat you like an equal.
Don't just eat that hamburger, eat the HELL out of it!
F*ck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Just because some jackass is an atheist doesn't mean that his prophets and gods are any less false.
Never whistle while you're pissing.
Pull the wool over your own eyes.
Relax in the safety of your own delusions.
They may be Pink, but their money's still green!
This "Church of the SubGenius" is the best scam I ever pulled.
You'll PAY to know what you really think.
You know how dumb the average person is? Well, by definition, half of 'em are even dumber than THAT.
"Too much" is always better than never enough.
I don't practice what I preach because I'm not the kind of person I'm preaching to.
Eternal Salvation -- Or TRIPLE your money back!
Do What Keepeth Thou from Wilting Shall Be the Loophole of The Law.
I'd rather be lucky than good any day.
I always lie . . . and I'm always right.
2007-09-26 03:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
To me
The lights are on but nobody is home.
2007-09-26 03:43:50 · answer #3 · answered by Fuzzybutt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Be quite and do your work Diamond :)
2007-09-26 03:43:41 · answer #4 · answered by Diamond 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"are you wearing my underpants?"
2007-09-26 05:46:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'll be back
2007-09-26 06:00:12 · answer #6 · answered by alice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋