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What if someone got a pacemaker? Does that leave god homeless or is he just downsizing?

2007-09-26 03:34:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Hey sentinal-

I wasn't happy as a Christian.

2007-09-26 07:34:44 · update #1

8 answers

God moves into the pacemaker, of course.

2007-09-26 03:37:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The desire for God is in all our hearts and there are some who pursue this desire and some who never will.
Those who pursue this will come to believe and God will make a home in their heart, as for the others the longer they remain obstinate and proud the longer they will live in worldy happiness only which as we all know is fleeting and does not satisfy the human heart.

2007-09-26 03:40:57 · answer #2 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 0 0

Nah, it means that he got a metronome to help with his timing.

2007-09-26 03:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It depends on how much space YOU give God.

2007-09-26 03:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hahahahahthanks for the laugh. i'm still hung over from last nite..very uplifting post :-)

2007-09-26 03:38:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Moved into more modern digs maybe...

2007-09-26 03:38:21 · answer #6 · answered by Heck if I know! 4 · 0 0

LOL.

For a second I read "peacemaker" and thought "WFT?"

2007-09-26 03:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

i'd say he is left hanging.

2007-09-26 03:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by Hippie Man Aka Penguin Crusade 3 · 0 0

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