Ever kiss a frog to see if it would turn into a prince for you?Since you believe animals can turn into people,or other animals?By the way,do you ever go to the beach?If we are animals,the sign at the beach says "no animals allowed"
If you believe YOU are an animal,you MUST take all the consequences with it--NO more beach for you.No more shopping either--no animals allowed!!!
2007-09-26 02:51:35 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sadly, you're probably serious.
2007-09-26 02:54:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 18⤊ 0⤋
Excuse me... But what? Are you trying to prove some point of silly logic here? I am as christian as most but this sort of silly scenario you have brought really just makes us all look goofy. If Humans built the beach and the shopping malls of course we can visit them. Of course humans are animals. But we happen to be much different then other animals. We don't just crap in the infants section of JC Pennies. Humans have Self Control. So you won't find us peeing on tired or chewing on the beach facilities.
2007-09-26 09:58:09 · answer #2 · answered by Phox Sillanpaa 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
If evolution doesn't teach that Animals turned into Humans what is the cascade drawing used in the schools that dates back to the Scopes Trial.
Stop being wishy washy
This is the problem with Atheists, Agnostics and Scientists, they use things as both a sword and a shield.
Life doesn't work that way.
If man didn't come from animals, take that cascade drawing out of the school system right now, because that is how Evolution is being taught in schools.
2007-09-26 10:13:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Evolution occurs between generations, not within individuals. It seems like everything you know about evolution is from watching pokemon.
* There is no such thing as "evolutionists". Do you "believe in" gravity? Are you a gravitationist?
* Evolution is every much a fact as the theory of gravity.
* Over 99.8% of scientists in relevant field accept evolution.
* There are no alternative scientific theories.
* There is a huge amount of evidence in support of evolution...
* And zero evidence against it.
* The 'discussion' is actually educated people trying to educate others.
* The more intelligent a person is, the more likely they are to understand and accept evolution.
* The "discussion" only happens in backward places like Turkey and parts of the united states.
2007-09-26 10:00:18 · answer #4 · answered by Dreamstuff Entity 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
As a matter of fact, I do: http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5915/1435352371e5204eac3bdc3.jpg
Yeah yeah, I know it's a sea turtle.. but it looks close enough to a frog to pass off. :)
The only thing that makes us different from animals is our arrogance and cognizance to be able to claim superiority otherwise - but we are, indeed, animals.
You're taking the beach sign as literally as you take the bible, which isn't surprising.
2007-09-26 10:31:06 · answer #5 · answered by nixity 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow. You sure got them!
Add this to your uneducated list that claims "shooting stars" are NOT meteors and that Erosion does not happen.
Oh, and there is no rock cycle either.
Read Origin of the Species and THEN make a comment about something.
In other words, become educated before making uneducated comments.
2007-09-26 09:58:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Evolution doesn't claim that 'animals turn into people' or that 'animals turn into other animals'.
Unfortunately the sign at the beach doesn't say 'No Crazy-azz People Allowed' so you are still free to wander around talking to yourself.
2007-09-26 09:56:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
I prefer to be called an "Evilutionist woman," thank you.
And no I don't kiss frogs. I'm not kinky like that.
Also, the beach I go to allows animals. I bring my dog all the time. So, yeah...
2007-09-26 09:56:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
I know a few women who have kissed a man only to have him turn into a pig once they were married!
You, sir, are a moron.
Were you off school when they taught science? Or are you one of those great American home-schooled losers?
2007-09-26 10:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by Grotty Bodkin is not dead!!! 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's funny... the signs that I've seen say "No 'pets' allowed"... not "No animals allowed."
Oh... wait a minute... I get it. You're trying to trip us up and get us all excited with a 'red herring' fallacy! How devilishly (un)clever of you!
"Ahhh... zee old 'no animals allowed' ploy." ~ Inspector Clouseau
Speaking of pets, though... I've been on the lookout for a pet moron. Are you housebroken?
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2007-09-26 10:01:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 0⤋
i dont know where to begin
there are so many mistakes
the process of evolution is an established scientific fact
read a biology book
2007-09-26 10:06:49 · answer #11 · answered by lorraineomalley616 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋