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if you sent a running 42 inch HD telivision to jesus, what would he do with it ??

1 burn it as a witchcraft ?
2 try to heal it ?
3 crucify it (thinking the thing is cursed) ?
4 use it ?
5 convert it to christianity ?
6 call it a miracle of god ?
7 call it the 2nd son of god ?
8 try to study the science behind it ?
9 or anything else ????

please don't say he knows about HDTVs already, the guy does not even know if earth moves around the sun !!!

2007-09-26 02:12:33 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

17 answers

I think he'll become an atheist after watching it for a while

2007-09-26 02:21:34 · answer #1 · answered by mega_mover 4 · 0 0

First, he knows it does, he also said the Earth was round, when *SCIENCE* said it was flat.

He would probably sell it, and give the money to the poor, unlike most of the people on here

2007-09-26 09:29:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Probably sell it and buy food for starving children.

How silly to think that God (Jesus, same person) doesn't know how the Sun he created works. Open your eyes.

2007-09-26 09:16:46 · answer #3 · answered by Me 4 · 0 0

Since Jesus never owned anything, and told the Apostles not to own anything, I bet He would give it away

2007-09-26 09:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Assuming you're meaning you sent it back in time...

There was no electricity, so it would just be a big box to him. Maybe he'd use it as a footstool.

2007-09-26 09:15:43 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He'd sell it and give the money to the poor.

2007-09-26 09:15:53 · answer #6 · answered by Militant Agnostic 6 · 2 0

Do the doctors know you snuck out again?

Go back and take your meds!

2007-09-26 09:15:32 · answer #7 · answered by no1home2day 7 · 2 0

I imagine he'd watch it and then turn it off, learning, as we all have, that there's 500 channels and nothing on.

btw, how do you know what he knows?

2007-09-26 09:25:56 · answer #8 · answered by Night Owl 5 · 0 0

Use it as a table to put his glass of wine.

2007-09-26 09:17:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Apparently you do not know God.

2007-09-26 09:19:02 · answer #10 · answered by elaine 30705 7 · 0 0

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