this man buys a used truck, for a VERY good price, but the dealer say theres only one thing wrong, you must put VASOLINE on the distributor cap everytime it gets wet.Across town a family of mom dad and a daughtrer are arguing over who will do the dishes, the father says everyone has to get naked and sit in a circle in the kitchen, the first one to speak has to do the dishes. the man in the truck has hit 5 mud puddles and is now out of VASOLINE. he sees a house and to his surprize everyone is naked,and not saying a word.The man looks at the mother and says to himself(she's hot) He drags her aside and has sex with her.(MOM NEVER says a word.) he sees the daughter and does the same to her. NEVER saying a word(he puts her back in the circle. the man then says out loud to himself. NOW, for that VASOLINE.The father jumps up and says. (I WILL DO THOSE DISHES) i thought it was cute.
2007-09-26 01:44:32 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol.
I've heard this joke before,differently put together but still funny. Thanks for sharing.
2007-09-26 01:49:47 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unrealistic.
2007-09-26 09:01:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry,I didn,t read that
2007-09-26 08:58:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute??? lol he let them have sex with a stranger!!
2007-09-26 08:50:45 · answer #4 · answered by dan123 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely , though ... so predictable
2007-09-26 08:48:38 · answer #5 · answered by Haitham Emad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute? No, it's quite sick!
2007-09-26 08:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
* for you!
2007-09-26 09:54:20 · answer #7 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it???
2007-09-26 09:42:37 · answer #8 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋