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And do you think Jesus would have went for full flavor, or be pimpin' it with gorilla mints yo? :)

2007-09-26 01:38:08 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

I think Jesus would have preferred you hit the spell check button before you posted.

2007-09-26 01:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 3

If he had been a tailor then he would have preferred Camel, to help him thread needles. As a carpenter he leaned toward Lucky Strike, the luckier the hammer strike, the less smashed thumbs.

2007-09-26 01:43:44 · answer #2 · answered by Murazor 6 · 2 0

Camels have got a picture of the factory on the pack.

2007-09-26 02:12:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Jeebus was the quintessential Marlboro Man.

2007-09-26 01:41:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

He probably wouldn't have polluted his body, but if I had to choose, I'd say he'd smoke Camels, using a needle as his cigarette holder.

2007-09-26 01:41:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I could see Jesus kicking back with a pipe, actually. It's more scholarly.

2007-09-26 01:43:53 · answer #6 · answered by Cap'n Zeemboo 3 · 2 0

Why is it fun to poke at the belief's of other people?

Bow before me. Call me Loki. I am a Marshall Artist.

2007-09-26 01:46:41 · answer #7 · answered by Mr Adventure 2 · 0 1

The man lived in the middle east, he would have been a hash man.

2007-09-26 01:51:16 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Smoking is for losers.


seriously, how can you call yourself intelligent and pretend to have logic and reason on your side, then go and stick a cigarette in your mouth 20 - 60 times a day? That's just stupid.

2007-09-26 01:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 1 5

Thank you

2007-09-26 02:51:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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