A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "ONE CENT!" exclaims the guy. The barman replies, "Yes." So the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a fried egg?" "Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "4 cents", he replies. "FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife." The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?" The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."
2007-09-26 00:32:42 · 7 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i heard that joke
but the point is i heard it in my country(iran)
bar was restuarant
and wife was sister
old joke but funny
2007-09-26 00:50:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess I'm the only one who hasn't heard that one before!! I got ot get out more!hahahahahahahaha!!!
2007-09-26 11:22:28 · answer #2 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-09-26 05:44:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I will have a few beers if that's all they cost!!!
:-)))
2007-09-26 03:36:06 · answer #4 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
classic good one
2007-09-26 01:02:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie but goodie.
2007-09-26 03:25:29 · answer #6 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!
2007-09-26 05:25:11 · answer #7 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋