If you were to awoken this morning and you were the opposite gender?

Question

to the one you went to bed as?

JUST FOR ONE DAY!

What would you do to satisfy your curiosity about the opposite sex?

And we will all try to keep this mature shall we?

Me - I would visit an all male emporium and find out just how
macho/bravissimo/earthy their conversation really is!
I have a suspicion that they actually talk among themselves about weight and grey hairs and ageing and possibly even wives/significant others/partners in a less than flattering way?

What would you do?

IF YOU WERE TO AWOKEN?????

What can I say - I'm Scottish - I have never come to grips with English!

Answer 1

I would probably shoot myself before noon. Women get the rough end of the cob in life. No thanks! For the most part, women are shackled early in life by their parents as to expectations of behavior, then by boy friend's expectations of behavior, then off to a lower paying job for the same work, but bullied by a nasty boss who hits on her, is left to raise the kids, do the house work, and bring beer to the "exhausted husband" on the couch. Then menopause hits, the wrinkles appear, and she is left to feel as if her purpose in life has ended. Her husband sets his eyes on a younger babe and divorces her, screwing her to the wall wherever possible in the divorce, skips out on child support, leaving her life in shambles. She is left to clean up the mess, and at the same time, NEVER say a bad word about Daddy. The kids adore Daddy, for he sees them once a week, gives them anything they want, then come home to mommy who is the evil axis of power! Again, Add to all of the above, MEN are considered handsome with wrinkles, age, and security. Women are viewed as old, if they are successful, they are considered biotches, .... Women cannot win! NO THANKS!

Answer 2

First I would shave my head and hope I'd look good that way.
I'd check out the mirror in the buff, to see if I had been
" blessed" or was just average. I would open my make-up drawer and smile over the fact that I wouldn't have to deal with it today. I would practice rearranging my new " equipment"
until I got it right. ( oh yeah lol) I would grab a beer out of the fridge, go outside and spit, slap on a DARK pair of sunglasses, go to the mall and stare at all of the women, hiding my eyes behind the glasses of course. I would walk with the swagger that many men have, knowing, of course, that I am god's gift to women. I would, then, naturally assume that all of the young chicks were looking at me. Maybe, if I had somewhat of a tummy like some guys, I would walk past the ladies holding it in, praying that I didn't pass out before they got past me. I would stop by a bar on the way back home and have a drink. While waiting for it, I would ask the cute female next to me one of those questions men often ask....
" do you come here often?" Or...." do you work out?" " You
sure can tell cause you look so good." I would then ask her
" what is your sign?" She would answer me saying... ".uterus" and I would leave the bar feeling like a fool. I would speed back home, go to bed and pray that I return to my real self by morning...... Not an intellectual summary but it made me giggle.
Goldwing, you sure did get a bunch of points from me with your 'right on' response. I think you must be a nice guy or a great BSer. lol From what I've read of all of your answers I think you're probably the nice guy.

Answer 3

I am having a coughing fit from all the laughing I have been doing from the ans. folks have sent in. LLLLLOLs
And the younger folks think we are way over the "hill."
You sure don't need my ans. but I'll give it anyway:
1st. Why did you wait until we are seniors to ask the da*n question?
2nd. Figure out what to do with the da#* thing.
3rd. Find a real high spot on the mountain, go to the edge, & water the trees below.
4th. Then head for the drug store to get a bottle of "V" & go in search of a willing lass.
5th. But like everything else on my body, it would probably need a face life too. And upon first seeing it, I would most likely think it was from one of the scifi movies I watch, & beat the darn thing to death.

Answer 4

Preach on, Goldwing! I know what I would want to do, but I can't say! I would try and figure out why men seem so much more obsessed with sex than women, I'll leave it at that. Other than that...I'd probably just walk around feeling macho and shoot the breeze with guys who look like they work for a living.

Answer 5

I would be amazed and then wonder what I was going to wear when all my clothes were decidedly female. Just going to the bathroom would be a hoot. I think I would probably spend the day laughing at myself and then take a few lids off some pickles and drink a beer and maybe belch. I don't think I would attempt to shave, just the rough look for a day. Tripping over my big new feet could be a challenge. grins!!

Answer 6

Well the first thing I would do is call in sick at work. If my voice has changed, I would tell them that I have a cold or something. Then I would go out and finish putting in my plumbing on my house as guys are suppose to be stronger. That way it would get done faster as I still have a lot of hand digging to do yet.

Answer 7

Well, going for a wee would be a shock for a start, but I think I'd go work in a garage, just to earwig, then for a *pint with the boys* ...chortle, cos like you I suspect they worry about grey hair,fat and old age too.. xxx

Answer 8

Slk was that a 'mature' answer. What is needed is a little decorum here. Like my answer.

I personally would sit down in a crowded public place with my legs wide apart, fart loudly and 'rearrange' my package frequently and sneer at all the pretty girls. I ve always wondered what it feels like to be a male chauvinist pig. Just so I can figure out WHY they act that way. LOL

Answer 9

First order of business is to have a nervous breakdown and start crying.
Then I wonder how a pair of hiking boots would go with a sun dress. LOL
Then my hair. Wait, look at my avatar for a hint of hair.

Answer 10

I'd sit in front of the TV and play with the remote and watch football, baseball, hockey, golf, basketball and would probably be amazed that I still don't like football or basketball.

I am amazed, though, that I knew how to use the remote!