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Question

if u were put in the center of a corn field that is 60miles wide on all sides what would you do?

Answer 1

i'd be like: ***!

Answer 2

If I was put in the center of a corn field that is 60miles wide on all sides there wouldn't be to much that I could do.

Answer 3

Are u kidding! What a question!!!

Nothing but me, the sun on my face, and a sympathetic Ear of Corn? I'm in. Hmm...what would I do first?

The first thing I'd do is to think to myself, how very lucky I am, to be sleeping in a field of beautiful Corn,instead of with my Husband tonight.

After quietly counting my Blessings here, I'd hand pick a delicious Cob of Corn.(always wanted to do that!) Then, I'd just talk.

And I wouldn't stop, till I've vented ALL OF MY frustrations out on the poor,unsuspecting, little yellow Veges. Uninterrupted, of course. Not just mundane,time wasting chit-chat, but deep, meaningful one-sided,no holds barred,uninterrupted,genuine conversation.

Then again, it could just be me b"cause,after what I've been through lately, almost any alternate Sleeping arrangement would probably sound appealing...

Having Corn as my staple Companion has actually proved to be highly therapeutic for me recently. Corn Cobs can be a very attentive audience.

I've talked the ear of many a Cob this week, but a change of scenery may be just what I need,I think. And choosing Organic Corn is sure to have even more advantages!

Plus, I think Cabin Fever's starting to set in now too. Being cooped up inside,doing nothing but divulging my inner most thoughts to an to an ear of Corn, is great, but I need some Sunshine, fresh air - and of course most importantly, an endless supply of delicious Corn.

Chatting to an ear of Corn may as well make the need for Men to have Ears obsolete. They should be considered "optional" - there seems to be a few Men I guess who know how to use the things (and I don't mean selectively...)

Lets face it, why do they need them again?

Oh, and the only other thing I'd request is a Toothpick - Just to be cautious. Don't get me wrong...I've never stumbled across a contraption quite like the Tooth Pick.

Unlike with a man, if you get annoyed with your Corn, No. 1. - they are disposable, No. 2.- they are edible, and No 3 - they are, like any naturally clever Female,as I've just illustrated above Multi-talented. Men? In my own experience - not so much...

Never did find a contraption like the Tooth-pick that could get rid of a Man, as quickly and efficiently as a Tooth-pick can eliminate un-required Corn....

Hmmmm.......The man-pick. Sounds ideal to me! Someone patent it,quick!!!

Yep,I'll take a nice big,juicy ear of Corn over a Man with his hands over his ears... any day!!!
Gracie ( :

P.S - I know it may seem like my sanity is securely in tact. A reasonable assumption, considering Corn is the type of Vegetable any sane person could appreciate.

I mean, my incessant love of that Demurely spoken little Vegetable is one of the things that actually KEEPS me Sane.

But....... after re-reading my Answer just now,it occurred to me that maybe I should stop post-phoning that perpetually over-due Psych. appointment...and see if I can wean myself of the Corn - at least a little.

P.P.S - after thinking about it, I now know the reason for my abnormally bizarre pre-occupation with Corn ---- I I have just ended an Abusive relationship w/ my Husband.

Not used to being slone, I guess Psychologically, I may have been yearning for a substitute Husband - one who is loving and supportive. A Husband that didn't make himself feel better by torturing our Children and myself.

And because those little yellow nuggets offer exactly what I need right now... - the fact that I'm treating a Vegetable (well, an Ear of Corn to be exact) as my ideal Husband, doesn't bother me. I know what I mean...sorta like a type of "Corn Counseling", if you will.

Um...yeah, anyway, gotta make a Phone-call (: ---- have a great day or night,wherever you are, and NEVER, underestimate the power of Corn...

Answer 4

Flatten the corn stalks so it either spells HELP ME, SOS, or an expletive.

Would depend on why I was put in the corn field ;]

Answer 5

I would FREAK THE **** OUT! And after I`m done with that, I`d start running.

Dude, eating raw corn is a baaaaad idea...been there, done that!

Answer 6

Walk towards the sun in the morning

Answer 7

make me a corn house

Answer 8

Create a crop circle

Answer 9

get out the pop corn popper.

Answer 10

eat corn

Answer 11

Start walking