"Laffy Taffy" is inspirational: anyone can be a rapper these days!
1. Dust off a Casio keyboard.
2. Program said keyboard with a simple three note arrangement. Place this original arrangement on a continuous loop lasting approximately three minutes. [Alternative: pilfer someone else's melody, i.e., "sample" it. Though, this may cost more].
3. Create a band name that will lend itself to being a logo or general branding. And make sure it can be an acronym. [Side note: I am choosing "Playa-H8" or PH8 for short.]
4. Create an euphemism for a female body part or parts and place a verb in front of said euphemism. For example: "Show Me Your Cotton Candy." It doesn't have to make sense. I mean, how can a woman shake her Laffy Taffy? Do I not understand what Laffy Taffy is?
5. Write verses similar to "Gurl, u wanna sip some brandy/and show me your cotton candy." Or "Herrr some dollars bills, I'm feelin' randy/I been peeping your 'hills,' and your cotton candy." Or just be direct: "Let me stick my cone in your cotton candy." Proper grammar and punctuation is looked down upon.
6. Wait for the groundswell of depraved idiots crawling the Internet to download your song and/or push for its airplay because it's oh sooooooo dirty.
7. Rent video ho's and make video with 30 to 1 video ho to rapper ratio.
8. Collect riches.
9. Repeat.
p.s. Watch for PH8's "Show Me Your Cotton Candy," set to drop this Summer.
2007-09-25 16:24:27 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Rap and Hip-Hop
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oweee my sides hurt!
I think since I am female I would like to add my booty shorts and some crotch shots to my video. Don't forget the light brown or blonde hairweave down my back with a plunging neckline. And of course I gotta speak like I came straight out of the cotton fields with a ghetto twist like the word "GUL, DEM, CHU (you), PETROWN, SHO, and my favorite words MYAN (man) and SHAWTY. Maybe I can blow up more than that Superman rapper! If that song can blow up, I have a chance at stardom.
2007-09-25 16:35:23 · answer #1 · answered by Snowflake 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, in my 30's when Gisele will be around about 38 or 39 blooming with her beauty
2016-05-18 22:37:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG I just made song thanks. It's called "Gimme That Golden Star" It goes like this "Gimme a golden star/suck on my candy bar/Now my bar hard/So gimme that gold star" and then repeat this over like a hundred times and add a few verse that make no sense and are like 4 lines each. I'll be a big star just like Soulja Boy. Thank you! In all seriousness hip-hop is dead.
2007-09-25 16:39:22 · answer #3 · answered by David 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It makes you wonder if the industry let people like d4l, soulja boy, etc. come in to be a inspiration to people that don't have much to work with as far as equipment, street cred, oh yea and talent to come in and go platinum. Sad....
2007-09-25 16:57:43 · answer #4 · answered by scorpio9000 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like u got a fool proof plan. But u like real hip hop too much to degrade it with another wack group. Dont do it, its not worth it.
2007-09-25 16:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by BDI Thug 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
wow wow wow
this method totally works
hey we could probably write a book
i own a publishing company. well i know some ppl
give me a call 214-570-0123
2007-09-25 16:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!!!!! Thats doooo funny and soo frickin true! i'm bout to put out somn and make a cool million right quick...lol
2007-09-25 16:28:27 · answer #7 · answered by VintageBarbie 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I've come up with quite a few songs that way. Words don't matter. All you need is a catchy beat.
Tottally agree with you!
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2007-09-25 16:27:46 · answer #8 · answered by Brookiey 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Naawwww........I'm straight I get lot of money when my wealthy autie die I'm the only person in her will. And thats whats up.......
2007-09-26 02:07:34 · answer #9 · answered by tiabia7777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
PH8 forever!!!
2007-09-26 09:42:25 · answer #10 · answered by evil conscience *spit squadron* 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋