Remember when some of us [uhhem] thought it was "blinded by the liiight, wrapped up like a douche a lonely mother in the night" or some such nonsense? How 'bout the words to "louie louie louie louie, louie louie louie lou eyeeyeeeeyee"
Ok, Have A BLAST, write some messed up version of popular lyrics, and if you're real clever, you just might write the next Weird Al Yankovic song lyrics!
2007-09-25 13:51:07 · 10 answers · asked by Guinness 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Music ➔ Lyrics
VIXEN! you mean to tell me that's NOT what they're sayin? hahaha. I just listened to that very very rocking tune and couldn't figure out what they were really saying. I LOVEd it, think I just found my next ringtone! Excellent band RIP indeed dude.
2007-09-26 02:01:50 · update #1
numbsain? took me a second to figger out which songs you were mixing, and 'dead man eats bone marrow...' wicked good! I'm going to sing it your way from this day FORWARD
2007-09-26 02:36:31 · update #2
BTW Bronwen, WOULD is one of the coolest songs ever written. Could listen to it every day.
2007-09-26 02:58:03 · update #3
Green Day:
I boff a boney ho
the only ho that I have ever boned
Don't know where she goes
but i'm her only john and I boff that ho.
My crack ho... always has her
rocks beside her
My back goes... and I need to see
the doc or I'll falldown
***************************************************
The Beatles:
Dead man eats bone marrow from the fireplace
Polly's a dead ringer for a man
Dead man say's good golly someone knifed my face
and as his fez fits polly takes his renal gland
Look at me, look it ma
I put on bras, I put on my wifes old bras
Look at me, look it ma
I put on bras, I put on my wifes old bras
when a couple of queers say wow bills a homely gnome
When a buffalo skids, running into cars
they better not call my home.
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Doobie Brothers? (I think)
Gimme the meatball
You see mine's cold
No wonder we lost with the hockey goal
you missed today
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Elton John:
Lazy eye
Foreign guys
Stingers in my hand
Watch em with me:
Ren and Stimpy...
Aquarium uses sand
Diarrhea...
Disgusting seniors...
Can't he wear Depends?
Blow my nose, it might be cancer...
Count the dead guys on the highway...
A lady found up piece of skin in...
a bag of greasy chips today...
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2007-09-25 23:58:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God knows I've made many a lyrical blunder in my illustrious "fan of music" life. But I thought, in the interest of Weird Al, who is one of the best live performers I have ever seen, I would just flat ruin a popular song. So here's my parody of "Stairway to Heaven"
"There's a lady who's sure.
That this country is hers
and she's buying the key to the oval office.
When she gets there she knows
if our minds are all closed
with a word we will all bow
before her.
There's a sign on the wall
"Welcome to Hell"
And in the distance you hear voices
screaming
In my dreams I have seen
lines of heroes who failed
and who hang from the gallows of
treason.
oooooooo ooooooooo
and she's buying the key to the oval office.
If there's a voting booth in your town
please burn it down
it's just a puppet for the new queen
Yes there are two cads you can vote for
but in the long run
It's just a giant rigged election
oooo oooo oooo oooo ooooo oooo
and she's buying the key to the oval office.
(guitar solo)
And as we walk on down the road
towards the border of Mexico
There stands a lady we all know
And Beeilsebob is how she's known
And if you listen very hard
A tune will cause you great alarm
a million voices raised as one
All chanting "Hillary has come"
You cannot run or sell your soul
Or then for you the bell will toll
and, my friend, you head will rooooolllllllllll
And she's buying the key to the oval office....
(to be fair, I hate all candidates from the major political parties. It's just that Hillary is so EASY to pick on. If you did not like my song, then you will roast in the flames of Hillary's reign! Mwaaa haaa haaaaaaaa!!!!)
2007-09-25 17:27:39 · answer #2 · answered by Cheese 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, there's "Enna gotta Davita." I thought it was a pean to the love that dare not speak its name. Apparently it wasn't about lesbians at all.
There's "warm smell of colitis, rising up through the air", which actually makes the arrival at Hotel California a good thing, as they are sure to have both a restroom and a shower, regardless of all the other weird stuff going on. Maybe they even have some nifty way of cleaning car upholstery.
There's that inane bit about "someone left the cake out in the rain" in MacArthur Park. That lyric is correct, but anyone who's ever been there knows it isn't exactly the best area of town, and anything left there would quickly be removed from the scene--it wouldn't have a chance to be exposed to the elements for more than about 5 seconds.
I have several friends (no joke) who believe "Smells like Teen Spirit" starts out with "Load up on buns and bring your friends..." They also hear "a taquito" mentioned in there somewhere. One of them hears all sorts of foods mentioned in the song. I don't allow him to sing along when the song comes on.
And here's the record for most misheard, misunderstood song of all time in my experience. It's actually a very deep song, but I still know people who swear these are they lyrics. They seem to miss the fact that at least the actual lyrics, while difficult, make sense.
"Would" by Alice in Chains
No, be broke, goodbye my master
Tease me unchild, love air after
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was when I hemmed
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it was my way
Drifting anybody's sole (soul?) exertion
Flying not yet white emotion
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was when I hemmed
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it was my way
Into the flood again
Same old trip it was without him
So I made a big mistake
Try to see it was my way
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong to call to get home?
Am I God?
Left you here at all
Am I wrong?
Am I wrong to call to get home?
Am I God?
Left you here at all
If I would, wood you?
It is, apparently, not a song about drug addiction being a hard taskmaster, and what it drives people to do, but rather one about God and his decision to flood the Earth. Apparently, he gets stuck and has to call home for help to leave before he drowns.
(If you want the real lyrics, which make marginally more sense, you can google the song and band, and find plenty of hits.)
That's it. I am tapped for now. I am still kinda bummed about the lesbian thing, though. I thought, when I first heard it, that that was sooo progressive for the time when it was written... Also, if someone could convince a pastor that those are actually the correct words to "Would?", does it mean it would become a hymn? I'd go to a church if the congregation sang Alice in Chains on Sunday...
2007-09-25 16:42:32 · answer #3 · answered by Bronwen 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, there were SOOO many we ruined. My best friend was convinced Led Zepplin was singing "...and there's a wino down the road" for Stairway to Heaven, that's one of my favorites.
I just remember 2 songs my daughter had her own "versions" of when she was about 2 yrs old. At least SHE has an excuse. She said to me she was a "cereal girl", too when I had had Material Girl on the radio, and she loved to sing "Don't Worry, Be a Puppy"
2007-09-25 14:02:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
What?! You mean the words are not "wrapped up like a douche a lonely mother in the night"?
Here's my best shot
"I'll spread my wings and I'll fly to the sun.
It's the best place for a warm sticky bun..."
As I don't actually know the words to that song, it may actually be about questing for the ultimate pastry.
2007-09-25 13:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by noname 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One of my friends thought Drowning Pools song "Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" chorus was saying
Let the bi-cycle go
Let the bi-cycle go
Let the bi-cycle GOOOOOOOOO
now it actually sounds like that to me whenever I hear it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD7GhxYzFLo
I have some more I'll add back later
oh yeah... a conservative friend of mine thought in Chingy's song "Tipsy" they were saying "E'rbody in the club eatin' chips"
oops, I mean J-Kwon. I don't know my rappers. :P
2007-09-25 14:00:59 · answer #6 · answered by ۞ Vixen ۞ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A few of the boneheaded mistakes I made:
Don’t look at me, ya’ pizza’s burnin’ (Stones, Beast of Burden)
She seems to have an invisible tough sh*t (Genesis, Invisible Touch)
Hush hush, even downtown, horses carry. (Til Tuesday, Voices Carry)
I left my reins down in Africa (Toto, Africa)
I wish that I was Jessie’s girl (Rick Springfield, Jessie’s Girl)
Here in my car, where the engine breaks down (Cars, Gary Numan)
Scuse me, while I kiss this guy. (Hendrix, Purple Haze – I’ve since heard many others made this error)
2007-09-25 18:16:05 · answer #7 · answered by Goldmind 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The only thing that comes to mind
is how my kids thought the song
" My Country Tis of Thee" went.
I'll have to call Bear,
to see if he can remember.
2007-09-25 14:23:10 · answer #8 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"you're making me experience like i'm residing a teenage dream." "you're the perfect element it is ever been mine." "there is something interior the water that makes me love you the way I do." "If I had you that would want to correctly be the in worry-free words element i'd ever want."
2016-10-20 03:19:39 · answer #9 · answered by leinen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm C to the H, to the R to the I, S....I'm CHRISalicious!...♫ lol
2007-09-26 10:28:21 · answer #10 · answered by chris j 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋