2007-09-25 11:54:44 · 28 answers · asked by P 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I arose during our Wendesday prayer meeting and confessed to having a torrid affair with our Minister's wife. To my amazement the congregation forgave me on the condition that I marry the 16 year old daughter instead and forsake the wife. I agreed. The chick is hot---and rich. Now I got it made in the shade.
2007-09-25 12:05:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't remember it - I very rarely lie and never for something serious.
I almost lied when I got to work late this morning but thankfully no one asked why I was late so I didn't have to make something up
2007-09-25 21:33:58 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I lied to a teacher haha about how I got the lesson just to get her to go away
2007-09-26 21:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
about whether I went into school early buy my workbook at the school store.... there is no way on HELL that I am hiking my asss up there 20 minuites earlier then normal. I just got it at nut break instead.
2007-09-25 18:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by Veronica ♥ Cobras 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"I would come over, but my uterus really hurts... it's bleeding actually... so I'm just going to stay home instead."
Worked like a charm. I find that when you put things in an utterly disturbing manner, people get the point and they back off. Of course my uterus feels just fine... haha.
2007-09-25 18:58:03 · answer #5 · answered by leigh 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
last Friday...
I was at the Book store buying Harley books & my hubby called and asked where was I and I said the Supermarket.
Couldn't tell him I was out buying him a gift.
2007-09-25 18:58:38 · answer #6 · answered by Dee U 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That I never lie.
2007-09-25 18:57:53 · answer #7 · answered by Perky_gurl 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i told my neighbour and her little 7 year old girl ....that i liked high school musical 2....but that's a good lie right...xxxxxxx
2007-09-25 19:02:15 · answer #8 · answered by Heartbreak kid 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Told my boss I was working right now, and not on Yahoo! Answers
2007-09-25 18:58:08 · answer #9 · answered by Rick D 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My bf needed to borrow some money 4 gas and I told him I had none. Hehe....he always forgets to pay me back. Just cuz we're dating doesn't mean you don't get to pay me back!!!
2007-09-25 19:02:47 · answer #10 · answered by PreciousBabyGirlHasArrived 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋