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My friend has just confessed to fancying Richard Madeley. Should I hang or shoot her?

2007-09-25 11:24:23 · 25 answers · asked by Stigette Of The Dump 2 in News & Events Current Events

25 answers

He would be a handy boyfriend if you were after a nice bottle of plonk in the supermarket but you'd forgot your wallet...

2007-09-25 11:29:52 · answer #1 · answered by powder 6 · 2 1

Hang her and shoot her while she is swinging. She will thank you in the next life.

2007-09-25 18:31:46 · answer #2 · answered by gimpalomg 7 · 3 0

Hanging is far too light a punsihment for such a crime.

Nah seriously though, to each her own.

2007-09-25 18:28:02 · answer #3 · answered by ms vicci pollard 5 · 2 0

Give her a few hours, she'll soon sober up.

Amazing what the beer goggles can do.

2007-09-25 18:33:06 · answer #4 · answered by jimbo_thedude 4 · 3 0

I think something slower would be more just...have you considered tying her up and forcing her to watch continuous replays of 'Crossroads'?

2007-09-25 18:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

better than anyone fancying Judy Finnegan

2007-09-25 18:29:31 · answer #6 · answered by J S 2 · 1 1

Psychiatric help.That's what's needed here.More to be pitied than scolded.

2007-09-25 18:45:17 · answer #7 · answered by Misty Blue 7 · 2 0

take the bottle off her now before she,s past the point of no return,

2007-09-25 19:03:44 · answer #8 · answered by nicole b 4 · 2 0

Pilchard & Moody loooooooooooool

2007-09-25 18:34:20 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0 3

I think he's quite a funny bloke. He's not boring anyway and he's not ugly. He's just full of sh*t. But he seems alright.

2007-09-25 18:31:37 · answer #10 · answered by STEVE 2 · 1 1

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