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Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.

She's Such A ******......

2007-09-25 10:29:24 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

That is funny! I emailed this one to a few of my friends!

2007-09-25 10:40:35 · answer #1 · answered by PBcruzr 4 · 0 0

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2016-12-28 03:13:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

hahahahahahaha.hahahahahahaha.

good 1

2007-09-25 10:33:03 · answer #3 · answered by Mag 7 · 0 0

That's pretty funny.

I totally give props to your wife!

2007-09-25 10:32:52 · answer #4 · answered by sKa 3 · 0 0

maybe she doesn't want you to talk about dying, she could care about you so much that it makes her angry when you say you want her to pull the plug.

2007-09-25 10:32:49 · answer #5 · answered by DONNAGAN 6 · 0 0

hahahahahahaha. That's a good one! I'll have to share that with my fiance. :)

2007-09-25 10:32:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Wow.
You must be a very feisty couple. =/

2007-09-25 10:32:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ha ha ha lol

2007-09-25 10:33:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

lol

2007-09-25 10:31:53 · answer #9 · answered by ~JennyBunny~ 7 · 0 0

Ha ha ha ha ha ha***********

2007-09-25 19:35:51 · answer #10 · answered by MAMy 5 · 0 0

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