Hello, Don't Tase Me, Bro...
Let's see. . . .
The guy isn't that glib, , , His I.Q. is average at best and He's militarily inept. . . . . . . G.W. Bush. Good points all. . . . . He sounds like the best candidate for the honor all around, right.
. . . . But what was that guy's name, you know, , , in Italy, ya' know, , , Oh Yeah, Good Ole' Signore' B. Mussolini. . . Nah, G.W.B. is got 'im beat hands down, right. . . Hmm.
Uhhh, , , , There was What's 'Is Name in the land of the rising' sun? ? ? ? . . . (no Boys and Girls, it wasn't just a song. Hint: Your XBox was made there). . . The Devine Emporer Hirohito. He got a jump on AL-Qaeda with the worlds first 'Flying' Suicide Bombers . . . Can you spell K A M I K A Z I . ! ! ! ! . . . . S h i e- a t, , , Bush's still gotta be worse.
Well. . . How about Der Fuhrer, Uncle Adolf . . . . "Mit Der Goosh-stefp, Ve Vill Vinn Der Var!". . . Hitler. Hmmmmmm, They say He invented the worlds first microwave oven, it seated 50. . .
. . . . . . . . . . but Bush got us in a war in Iraq for no reason ?!?!?
. . . . (now where DID we leave those pesky Twin Towers ? ? ? ? . . .).
Ya know, Maybe the guy could be Poster Child for Mental Deficiency. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
. . . But, how come no one's rammed a 747 up my (or your) A%# since 911 ? ? ?
. . . I ain't seen no Road Side Bombers in my neighborhood lately either ? ? ? ?
. . . A lot a people sure say a lot a bad things about us (U.S.) Americans . . . . but Ya know, I ain't never seen the inside of a concentration camp in my life time, , , , I don't think?
. . . Nope, haven't.
. . . . . . . . . But, , ,But, , , He's still dumb!
Yep, , , Your absolutely right, not at all like that sharp, suave, smooth talking Iranian, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (APPLAUSE, YEA, WHOOPIE!), now there's a guy we can all get behind, Ye ...Uh!
. . . G.W.B.'s got faults out the WAZOO. . . .
. . . Good thing he's got the best academic, economic, political and military minds in the world to give him guidance.
. . . Not to mention, All You Guys still get to keep your XBoxes! ! ! !
. . .Ya Know what, Don't Tase Me, Bro... I don't think I answered your question,
. . . . . . . . . I think I answered your 'Answerers'.
Regards,
Lenny.
2007-09-26 01:19:25
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answered by Lenny 3
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Wait! I know this one! Its LBJ who sincerely believed the 50, 000 body bags that came back from Vietnam, were filled with soup bones.Oh, and one other thing, its mentally challenged. President Johnson was mentally challenged.
2007-09-25 17:24:14
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answered by Anonymous
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