there are two tomatoes on the fridge and one of them turns to the other and says :"it's really cold in here, don't you think?"
and the other tomato screams:" aaaaaaaaahhhhh!! a talking tomato!!!!!!"
please be honest, im trying to prove my point
2007-09-25 10:13:27 · 32 answers · asked by ¬¬ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
i was trying to prove that my ex tells the worst jokes ever!
but i think i was wrong, oh well
2007-09-25 10:29:09 · update #1
Hahahahahhahaa, i'm not gonna lie.. i'm the biggest sucker for corny humor.. i've heard that joke in a different way "Two muffins were in the oven when the one muffin turned to the other muffin and said holy **** it's hot in here... and the other muffin said holy **** a talking muffin!!"
I'll share some of my corny ones with you too lol...
"Two pretzels were walking down a dark alley when one was a-salted!!! (assaulted/a-salted) omg... lol
"Three notes walked into a bar... C, E flat, and G... and the bartender said GET OUT OF HERE WE DONT SERVE MINORS!!!"
wow, i'll get a life now :)
2007-09-25 10:18:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That just got a star, I love it.
I wonde,r if maybe that
talking tomato used to be a
dude that ticked off
some witch...
And now he's just another piece
of fruit...
2007-09-25 10:19:41 · answer #2 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well its a pretty stupid joke written on paper. But, if it was to be extended a little and told by someone who can tell jokes well, like someone who's a little animated, then it could be humorous.
2007-09-25 10:16:23 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is the worst joke ever. Its really shite. If it were possible I'd squash ur tomato
2007-09-25 10:18:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and says "Bartender, give me a beer", and the bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve food."
2007-09-25 10:18:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, but I like this sort of humor, so it proves nothing. I think it's hillarious!
2007-09-25 10:17:13 · answer #6 · answered by SamwiseGardner 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good enough to warrant a pity laugh. Maybe a little chuckle....
2007-09-25 10:19:09 · answer #7 · answered by ...nya? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the point your trying to prove?
2007-09-25 10:16:40 · answer #8 · answered by htpanther 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well if you are trying to make a corny joke, then it is fu cking hilarious...... maybe if you could see the tomato's expressions
2007-09-25 10:17:25 · answer #9 · answered by abs 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha! i heard that but it was two muffins in a microwave! my bff told it to me and i laughed my butt off! its pretty good, probably most ppl wouldnt like it...
2007-09-25 10:18:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋