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He's not paranoid; he should be very afraid.

I had a magician friend one time who got hungry while he was driving, so he turned into a fast food joint.

It gets worse. Customers came in and said "Make me a hamburger," so he did. After a while, their families got worried, and they all blamed the restaurant. The media turned it into a complete circus, and luckily my friend got a job there as the magician.

He doesn't drive anymore though.

2007-09-25 09:51:00 · answer #1 · answered by Expat Mike 7 · 4 0

Does he also believe he may turn into an elephant? Does he ride around with other magicians who know how to turn him into a side street?

2007-09-25 09:39:53 · answer #2 · answered by yancychipper 6 · 3 0

he'd best be sure that who ever does drive doesn't turn into anything else!! I think maybe he is a bit afraid of his shadow but he had deal with it or he'll disappear completely let alone turn into a side street!!

2007-09-25 21:24:16 · answer #3 · answered by Friendly-Girlie 2 · 1 0

i'm somewhat at a loss for words. became she using down a lane of the parking zone or became she on a public highway? somebody who became for sure using down the incorrect area of a public street is at fault, yet in a private parking zone, the guidelines of holiday are much less strict and that they are going to probalby say which you're able to have appeared the two techniques.

2016-10-05 08:40:23 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

lol i love it.
magician...turn into a side street. he he took me a while thou...was proper gna seriously answer it. As in well all drivers may have to drive into a side street.....

2007-09-25 12:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by Jem 1 · 1 0

lol show him the road & get him to drive to the freeway to keep him out of the gutter or he will end up in court & then it will be nothing but the highway & he will have to travel the bikeway

2007-09-25 12:10:19 · answer #6 · answered by ausblue 7 · 2 0

I gave a lift to a Witch once, she stroked my thigh and I turned into a layby.

2007-09-25 11:30:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

No - but it's better than turning into a wand way street.

2007-09-25 10:46:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 1

yea he is, my friend has a magic tractor and he's afraid in case he turns into a field

2007-09-25 09:39:18 · answer #9 · answered by kopbabexx 2 · 3 0

what is the irish magicans best trick ?turning wine to water.

2007-09-25 09:54:55 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 3 0

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