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why im going to chicago (i live in florida) to see my girlfriend, shes buying us hockey tickets. what can i tell her so she wont find out whats going on?

2007-09-25 09:19:20 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

27 answers

Your wife is buying the tickets? Damn, you are good!

2007-09-25 12:06:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Let me see if i understood the question, you are going to see your gf in Chicago and you need a excuse to tell your wife....lol...man you need help but you will not get it here, grow up and be faith full to your wife how about telling her the truth......i personally do not agree with divorce but i bet she can find someone Way better than you.

2007-09-26 01:30:38 · answer #2 · answered by JUANA 2 · 0 0

That's easy! Tell her, "honey I'm going to Chicago. But it's not to go to a hockey game with my girlfriend, it's totally something else. I swear"

2007-09-25 16:29:35 · answer #3 · answered by LB 6 · 2 0

R u kidding,,,, your are a cheating, a liar, a no good son of a B, and you want everyones help on here to lie to your wife so you can go screw some girlfriend. Give your head a shake. If your not happy with your wife, leave, dont screw her over more my continuing to lie!

2007-09-25 16:25:08 · answer #4 · answered by louie 6 · 2 0

Sweetheart...... Im going to Chicago because Im an Idiot that needs to have sex with other people even though you stay home and clean my house, take care of my kids and are faithful to me. Hopefully you divorce me and have sex with my brother to get me back.. but for now,, can I pleese go, she has hocky tickets..


Hows that?

2007-09-25 16:26:02 · answer #5 · answered by JUDAS RAGE 4 · 4 0

Why dont u just tell her the truth, u freaken pig!!!! That way u can have all the time u want, why put ur wife through something like that.??? Hope ur wife finds out so she can divorce ur ***...

2007-09-25 16:25:55 · answer #6 · answered by love 2 · 1 0

Tell her you are going to a theological conference in Chicago.

2007-09-25 17:16:52 · answer #7 · answered by your_dear_old_mother 5 · 1 0

Just tell her it is business. She doesn't need to know anything more. Tell her there is a convention of some sort. I am sure you can come up with something.

2007-09-25 20:39:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Nothing. She will find out. especially if you are so indiscreet as to announce it to the world wide web. Can you say busted? You will be. Just give it time. Florida ? Oh yes you are busted.

2007-09-25 16:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Lioness 2 · 0 1

Tell her you're going to Mexico for a quickie divorce. Di your wife a huge favor and get one !

2007-09-25 16:26:15 · answer #10 · answered by Kit Kat 6 · 1 0

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